Addicted to Dice
Based on Robert Palmer�s �Addicted To Love�
The game is done, but still you roll,
Doin’ all those saving throws,
Love twenty sides, square or round,
You buy your dice by the pound.
You want more, you need some,
Your visa card, is over run,
The dice bags full, suitcase too,
Another box, yes that will do.
Ohh oohh
You seem to think that you’re in need of this stuff,
It's weirder than you think to say you don’t have enough,
You know you're gonna have to face it, You're addicted to dice.
You plan your trips, round the Gen-Cons,
Buying dice is your idea of fun,
Your trunk’s full of ten sides,
Another die, and it will open wide, and they will fly.
You spent too much, On a die, Gygax** touched,
I understand you love the game,
But you’ve gone a bit insane.
Ohh oohh
You seem to think that you’re in need of this stuff,
It's weirder than you think to say you don’t have enough,
You know you're gonna have to face it, You're addicted to dice.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to dice(5x)
The game is done, but still you roll,
Doin’ all those saving throws,
Love twenty sides, square or round,
You buy your dice by the pound.
Ohh oohh
You seem to think that you’re in need of this stuff,
It's weirder than you think to say you don’t have enough,
You know you're gonna have to face it, You're addicted to dice.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to dice(5x)
Thanks to Roger (Alacrity) Briant for this contribution!
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