We currently have 4066 registered users. Our newest member is vibechecker628. Online members: Username Password Remember me Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password? Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...] Shadows of the Empire Q&A Shadows of the Empire Neva Cringeworthy players... Twitch! Latest Blog Entries Revenge of the Drunken Dice Latest Webcomics Loaded Dice #80: Priorities RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV There are currently 6 users logged into DragonChat. Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix! You are here: Home --> The Archives --> Parody Songs Merron's Warning Keyed to "The Christmas Song" Manthis roasting on an open fire Cainin strung up by his toes Yuletide threats dealt out by thugs for hire A necromancer no one knows     Merron feels a crossbow and a good garrote Help to make a journey bright Wary men at one another's throats Will find it hard to sleep tonight     They know if Merron had her merry way No one would wake to see the light of day So every mother's son is going to spy In order to avoid being the first to die     And so I'm offering this morbid phrase To men from Krynn to Timbucktoo Although it's been done many times, many ways Merron's plotting something new... Thanks to Mithrandir for this contribution!     Partners:         View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service. You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.