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Almerin
Typing Furiously
RDI Staff
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3012 Posts
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Addy's Horror Stories on Friday the 13th
Your car broke down in the middle of nowhere. Your cellphone's dead or doesn't get service. Trying to reach the nearest gass station on foot, you come across an old mansion amidst a dirty swamp. Despite the facts that there are no lights illuminating the windows and the gate hangs off its hinges, you decide to try your luck for a phone there.
When will you finally understand that you're in a horror-story?
The door opens, and a tall, pale man lets you in. He is wearing old fashioned clothes and carries a candle for light. He shows you the phone, which is covered in dust and spiderwebbings. Still, you pick it up as the pale man leaves the room, casting darkness upon you.
A creaky voice answers:
"Yes, this is Admiral Bob. Are you calling to congratulate me on my birthday?"
Compulsion takes over, and you answer:
"Yes. Happy Birthday Admiral!"
The end credits start rolling, and the audience doesn't have a clue. But you do, don't you!! It was meant to be.
Now answer the call, and meet your destiny! Congratulate Bob on his birthday, or you shall suffer endless horrors, like this post, until eternity!!!
WUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 10:24:37.
Edited on 2008-06-13 at 10:25:59 by Almerin
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Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
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haha
Muahahaha! *gost voice* HaaAAaaaAppPPPpppYYyyYYyYYYyyyy BiIiiIIrrRRttTThhHHDDDddddaAAaaYYyyyy BoOOoooOOOooooBBBbbbb!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 10:59:15.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
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6192 Posts
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UH
Happy Birthday Mate.
Mine is nowhere near as frightening I fear.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:20:30.
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Vanadia
Den Mother
RDI Staff
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1188 Posts
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Bobbo
Hoppy Birdy two ewe
Hoppy Birdy two ewe
Hoppy Birdy, deer Admiral
Hoppy Birdy, two ewe!
(Someone get a broom and clean up after all these animals! Who let SHEEP into the Inn???)
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:23:32.
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Loki
TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts
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happy birthday
Happy Brithday mate, I'm sure I said this in the other Friday 13th thread but here it is again.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:25:29.
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Septimus Sandalwood
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 28/6
196 Posts
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Birthday!
Joyeux anniversaire
Joyeux anniversaire
Joyeux anniversaire
Joyeux anniversaire
Mes meilleurs voeux!
Happy Birthday!
Best Wishes!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:49:32.
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Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts
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Best Wishes
Happy birthday!
Hope all your Friday the 13th wishes come true!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:54:37.
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Vorrioch
Chaotic Hungry
Karma: 38/6
406 Posts
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Happy birthday
Hope you have a good one.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:58:51.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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HaPpY bIrThDaY
Hope your day is GRAND!!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:59:27.
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Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
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8840 Posts
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Happy Bob-day!
Creeping closer and closer to that AARP membership, aren't we? 
How's that for scary and creepy? 
Best Wishes, Addy. Hope it's a great one for ya.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 12:25:32.
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Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts
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Happy Birthday Bob!
Since it is already on English and French (I think), here's the Icelandic version:
Hann á afmæli í dag,
hann á afmæli í dag,
hann á afmæli hann Admiral,
hann á afmæli í dag!
Happy birthday, man. Hope you have many more to look forward to 
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 12:49:22.
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Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
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596 Posts
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MUAHAHAHHA
Happy New Year!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 12:59:23.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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GAH
GiGi You're SLIGHTLY OFF!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 13:07:45.
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YeOlde
Forever ♥
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1538 Posts
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Happy Birthday Admiral!
May you see many more to come!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 13:17:49.
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t_catt11
Fun is Mandatory
RDI Staff
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7133 Posts
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hey!
Vanadia stole my lame hippo birdie line! 
Happy b'day, dude.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 13:25:48.
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