Welcome to the inn !
No need to be ashamed of your age, there's more than a few of us old and beautiful in here.
Oh and personal protection against face licking can also be provided by us Senior Staff members, but we're sort of costly. So my advice would be just to hold your breath, suck it up and live through the experience. It won't kill you even if it's not exactly... well.. pleasant.
Oh, and don't feed the Grugg.