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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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The Wizards' Duel
Well Met, Everyone!
Sandman fans rejoice, for within this thread we mere mortals will craft our own Wizards' Duel, as the famed competition between Dream and the Demon in Preludes and Nocturnes of Sandman comics. The concept is dastardly simple, yet could take us to realms uncharted by the greatest seers who ever lived! Who Ever Liiiivvveedd!
Simply state that you ARE something, in the first person, but only so long as what you believe yourself to be defeats the thing previously posted. And thusly into infinity! Are you ready? Let's begin:
I am the mightiest Oak in the Forest.
(now, what could defeat that? I leave it to your twisted machinations.)
Posted on 2010-07-18 at 13:35:33.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Chop, chop....
I am Paul Bunyan here to show you how the might must fall!
Posted on 2010-07-18 at 15:37:09.
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Hobolyra Veteran Visitor Karma: 29/0 145 Posts
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tell me a story
I am Aesop, and my fables out credit yours!
Posted on 2010-07-18 at 21:18:27.
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Steelight Sage of the Realms Karma: 44/9 1024 Posts
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Today's Education
I am an illiterate child! Your fables have no effect on my ignorance!
Posted on 2010-07-18 at 23:05:46.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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Thanks, guys
I am Inspiration, which motivates the child to learn and grow.
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 03:43:26.
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Steelight Sage of the Realms Karma: 44/9 1024 Posts
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ugh...
I am laziness, that squelches inspiration with a lack of motivation.
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 03:49:10.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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ROWWRR!
I am a Bengal Tiger, chasing after you, fangs a-flashing and eyes a-blazing, which cleanses you of your apathy.
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 06:33:30.
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Jozan1 RDI Fixture +1 Karma: 67/14 1556 Posts
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lol this is fun.
I am the greatest trophy hunter whos extravagant tastes and exsquisite skills will hunt the tiger till it's furs hang in his den!
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 06:49:20.
Edited on 2010-07-19 at 06:49:42 by Jozan1
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Steelight Sage of the Realms Karma: 44/9 1024 Posts
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Durned hunters
I am the African Wildlife and Safari tour manager. I forbid weapons on my tours. You may harm the dangerous killer animals. Now GIVE ME THAT!
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 08:12:50.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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Braaaiiinnss
I am the Zombie of Steve Irwin (too soon?) and now that I'm undead, my alignment has shifted, so I scare you away to the hills of Kilaminjaro.
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 13:32:48.
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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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I win
I win simply because I choose to
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 02:28:21.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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Uh-huh, izzat so, now?
I am the totalitarian dictator who outlaws free choice.
(Edit: I admire your decisive action, ruler of the shadows, but further rule-breaking will earn a Smite. You have been warned.)
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 03:00:37.
Edited on 2010-07-24 at 03:24:03 by Pit F(r)iend
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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"Freedom"
I am the Indomitable spirit that can't be surpressed.
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 03:22:03.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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Onward!
I am the Exorcist who banishes your spirit.
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 03:27:23.
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Sibelius Eos Owm A Midsummer Knight Karma: 59/5 1376 Posts
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I hear exorcize is good for your health... or was it something else??
I am a cold, calculating robot, lacking any semblence of a spirit for you to manipulate and programmed for destruction.
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 07:44:21.
Edited on 2010-07-24 at 07:45:08 by Sibelius Eos Owm
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