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Fletch The Last to Post Karma: 19/15 237 Posts
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Hijack an Adventure Hook
I ran across this game while looking for (naturally) adventure hooks. It works like this.
Someone posts a basic adventure hook, and someone else utterly changes it. (Cliches are preferred)
Example:
Innmate 1: A young dragon approaches the group...
Innmate 2: ...and cries to the party about how a knight came and slayed her parents.
So for starters, here's one
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You're sitting around at the Red Dragon Inn. A mysterious stranger walks through the door...
Posted on 2011-02-12 at 14:41:50.
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Celeste Hippy-snapper! Karma: 138/3 1049 Posts
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Boogie Fever!
... and breaks into disco dancing.
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A young damsel covered in mud rushes into the Inn ...
Posted on 2011-04-10 at 03:51:09.
Edited on 2011-04-10 at 03:51:56 by Celeste
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Darren RDI Fixture Karma: 36/8 868 Posts
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Aaaaaaaaaand...
... and offers to perform a quest for the party, wiping her Vorpal Greatsword +9 clean of Tarrasque blood using a dragon-skin cloth.
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The adventure begins in a tavern, and the party round of drinks...
Posted on 2011-10-10 at 12:20:50.
Edited on 2011-10-10 at 12:25:08 by Darren
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Lonewolf Veteran Visitor Karma: 7/0 158 Posts
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juuuuuuuuuuuice....
...of apple juice.
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Your father tells you to kill a giant rat...
Posted on 2011-11-28 at 04:04:26.
Edited on 2011-11-28 at 04:04:39 by Lonewolf
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Takley RDI Fixture Karma: 25/34 607 Posts
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Haha
using only a +3 chair of excellent make
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Your party runs into 5 goblins....
Posted on 2011-11-28 at 06:47:39.
Edited on 2011-11-28 at 06:48:33 by Takley
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TannTalas Trilogy Master RDI Staff Karma: 181/119 6817 Posts
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Ok here's one
Who turn out to be female, all are ex wives of the party leader, all looking for alimony payments........
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Your party is surrounded by the Washington Redskins armed with +5 footballs of attacking...............
Posted on 2011-11-28 at 07:33:41.
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Lonewolf Veteran Visitor Karma: 7/0 158 Posts
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ooh..
...but the opposite team's cheerleaders had have skirts of +5 revealence negating the footballers' attack.
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A local drunk asks you to enter the sewers under the tavern for a bottle of wine when...
Posted on 2011-11-29 at 00:35:01.
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Sibelius Eos Owm A Midsummer Knight Karma: 59/5 1376 Posts
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It's an employer's market, don'tcha know.
He spies an ad for a group of local exterminators who offer to do it for half the price he was going to pay you.
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The Queen summons a rag-tag group of the best warriors throughout the land to her hall....
Posted on 2011-11-29 at 23:07:16.
Edited on 2011-11-29 at 23:08:30 by Sibelius Eos Owm
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LadyAlys Occasional Visitor Karma: 5/1 27 Posts
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Sir Pounce A Lot
to get her kitten out of a tree.
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You are hired to protect a circus caravan....
Posted on 2011-11-30 at 00:32:25.
Edited on 2011-11-30 at 00:33:18 by LadyAlys
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Tuned_Out Khash Munee Karma: 47/0 707 Posts
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tough call...
...who you discover to be a mobile band of vampires responsible for countless murders.
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Last to cross the thin stone arch, you notice the stone begin to crumble from the combined weight of the group...........
Posted on 2011-11-30 at 01:17:40.
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Takley RDI Fixture Karma: 25/34 607 Posts
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When....
....a group of ninjas appear n the wall beside you and sneak you into the dragons lair you were looking for
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You get drafted into the kings service in the city of Endor and are sent on a quest to discover the where-abouts of his daughter.....
Posted on 2011-11-30 at 01:27:27.
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Lonewolf Veteran Visitor Karma: 7/0 158 Posts
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=p
...who got lost in the market.
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You pull the sword out of the stone and...
Posted on 2011-11-30 at 02:52:33.
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LadyAlys Occasional Visitor Karma: 5/1 27 Posts
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^^
... the world's colors are sucked into the sword, as you hastily try to put it back into place even the color from your skin leaches away till the only color left in the world is eye color, then even that is pulled into the sword. Putting it back you look around at the world, hoping to see color where there is none to be seen except for in the shining sword before you.
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While investigating one traveler's room.....
Posted on 2011-11-30 at 03:47:42.
Edited on 2011-11-30 at 04:36:32 by LadyAlys
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