I'll start us off with a list of 15 then if you could continue it please.

> > Ye Must Do:
> >
> > Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is
> > taking their sweet time:
> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
> > they aren't looking.
> >
> > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> > intervals.
> >
> > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
> > rooms.
> > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code
> > 3' in housewares......and see what happens.
> >
> > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away.
> >
> > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
> >
> > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
> > you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
> > department.
> > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
> > can't you people just leave me alone?'
> >
> > 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
> > your nose.
> >
> > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
> > knows where the anti-depressants are..
> >
> > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
> > from Mission Impossible.
> >
> > 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
> > different size funnels.
> >
> > 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
> > ME! PICK ME!"
> >
> > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> > position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last but
> > not least:
> >
> > 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while, then yell
> > loudly: "There is no toilet paper in he-e-e-re!!!"

Pretend you're a pinball and ricochet (hard) off people in the aisles as if the were the bumpers in a pinball game. The number of points racked up per bounce is equal to the age of the "bumpee" ...

Throw down patches of fake vomit on the floor, then go back and add some patches of the genuine stuff. Then call for a "Cleanup on Aisle ..."

Hot-wire the battery of the handicap carts to the handles to fry the hands of the "rude" riders ...

Pay a bunch of 15 year olds to run a squad of off the shelf RC Cars down the halls tripping people.


Attempt the return a shopping cart for a refund.


Stand atop the shelves while yelling "I AM A GOLDEN GOD".


One of my buddies did the last one. That was fun.

Find trainees and dial their departments from phones where you can see them and call a Code Pink in Domestics Code Pink in Domestics! In a very stern serious voice.

FYI there is no Code pink.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

I've acctually done this one.. haha They would sparatically*sp* play the Mission Impossible theme, and my Mom and I would suddenly act like spies in the middle of the store, our backs up against the isles or crouched down like we were spies with guns or something...it was funny...then when the music would stop we would act like nothing happened...haha fun times...
(hehe, Kaelyn, can you actually see my Mom doing that? haha She really did it with me! And I was a Junior or Senior in HS at the time...hehe)


anyway

Toss something with an anti-theft tag on it into a shoppers cart who was on their way out the door.

Have a female teen get in line with an adult and put a package of pads or tampons in with their stuff, and when they refuse to pay for it, have them yell, "MOM/DAD! DO YOU WANT ME TO BLEED ALL OVER THE CAR?!"

(eww)

Eww?

Eww eww eww.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Just thought it needed to be said.

no kidding, but that one made me laugh like there is no tomorrow.

this is only funny if you're an adult.

Buy a box of tampons and spackle and ask the cashier if that looks like enough