You have chosen you weapon, now prepare to defend yourself! Unfortunately, your opponent doesn't believe in the 'pen is mightier than the sword' aphorism and chose the sword. You are in a duel to the death.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Yes, you swapped your old avatar for a 'shroom.

Why

I wish I had a cool green hat like Eol

Happy Birthday. You now have a green hat-like Eol to wear wherever you go. Unfortunately, part of what makes Eol so cool is the pink polka dots that your green hat-like Eol lacks, much to the detriment of your coolness.

I wish everyone to see my Shroom avatar so I can go back to the Unicorn, now that I've passed the Shroom to a disciple

Everyone goes to see your shroom avatar and we were blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce another runner in the night. Then it proceeded to blind us with science. We stumbled, blindly, as we started to rock on to electric avenue and then we took it higher. Furthermore, we did the safety dance (everybody look at your hands *clap-clap*) on the way to our house in the middle of the street. Where everybody wang-chunged to keep our minds off of how everybody wants to rule the world. As we laid down to sleep, aware that Der Kommissar was in town, I think I remember Ion saying, "wake me up before you go-go." I'm not sure what he meant by that.

I wish for a date with Lady Gaga.

...you don't have to go to class today. In fact, you don't have to go to class any day... ever again... the faculty found the Webcam you hid in their lounge and weren't too happy with the videos you were streaming of them on your freaky little "What teachers really do with their planning time" site, so, they expelled you.


I wish I could think of a wish...

So, you thought of a wish. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. . .(ad nauseam)

*looks into Eol's eyes, all doctor-ish* Egads! All I see is blue and some cryptic runes!

*rolls Decipher Script Check* It says "Windows 98 has experienced an error and must restart."

I wish for Grugg to have to find the Ctrl, Alt, and Del buttons on Eol, for he cannot facelick in his current condition and I'm not having any of that!

and reboots Eol who immediately licks everyone in the room including himself! (talented really) Then thanking Pit for his wish Eol double and even quadruple facelicks Pit. then he upgrades from win 98 to windows 7 so he will never have a wishing crash again.

I wish I was on a mage council.

But unfortunately the addle-pated Djinn, in his cosmic idiom of bumbling, sends you to lead a focus group bent on resurrecting the miniatures game MageKnight. The air conditioning is broken, you can feel the withering stares of WizKid executives through the one-way glass, and your beleaguered participants incessantly ask about the punch and pie you promised, but is mysteriously absent. At least Armani and Brooks Brothers looks positively smashing on you!


I wish for my boss to be turned into a newt, and no he can not "get better."

Granted, he is now a newt, sadly you are still his toady.


I wish I could think of better adjectives to use in my writing.

*POOF!* the addle-pated Djinn bequeaths unto you a Thesaurus--in Braille. Oh, frabjous day!


I wish for no more new flavors of Mountain Dew, ever!

Sorry, the addle-pated Djinn just loves more and more ways to consume sugar and caffine. Next they will try to compete with a Blueberry Vanilla Mochadew slurpy.

I wish my company would learn the difference between "Lean Management" and cutting heads.

The misadventurous Djinn meets with your CEO, COO, CFO, and VP of HR on the QT where they all brainstorm (it was really more of a drizzle). After bandying about buzzwords like "synergy" and "critical event process flow," they decide to put all management on low fat, high-protein diets for two quarters of the fiscal year. At the end of the program's term, the high-performing section leaders will be retained on the payroll at current salary and benefits. As for the rest, they are to be ground into extra-lean hamburger, packaged into discrete one-pound portions, packaged, shipped and sold at Whole Foods Grocery.

(Edit: Yes, they _had_ to be packaged _Twice!_)

Is that why my hands are shaking? I'll just shop Walmart, thanks anway. Hey, Soylent Green was organic, too!




I wish for Christopher Walken to guest-DM at my tabletop game.

You and the whole Saturday Night Live cast are on the "Quest for More Cowbell".

I wish to win the Super Lotto.

Granted. You are the sole winner in the Super Lotto of Dragonlance, which pays out in Steel Pieces! Perhaps you can take your "winnings" and craft a Warforged army back on Eberron.


I wish to wield the Sword of Omens from the Thundercats cartoons.

You have recovered the the Sword of Omans, unfortunetly the the Eye of Thundera was replace with the Cubic zirconia, the "Eye of Cheap Bachelors". It is now known as the "Sword of Oh-Man's".

I wish to become a skilled and crafty Mage of Illusion.