YOu win after your first post, The game is restarted and once again you win, The Dm gets bored and depressed that you're doing to well and gives up on Dming forever. This drops you into a depression. You turn to Emo music for comfort and are forever scarred... in more ways than run

I wish the world was not so cruel

The world [humanity itself] becomes so intoxicated that they are lulled completely into barely drooling upon itself, that leave no efforts for cruelty, as well of little else.


I wish I had proper editor for my novel.

you have a proper editor.... of the simian variety, he changes all the "ands" to "AAAH AH" and the "its" to "BANANA".

I wish I wish to be a fish

Caught, cooked and served, of mere seconds after transformation, at least I used to be a Chef, so you are well served.


I wish I had a heart.

the heart that was lieing within your body is now in your hands to see that you do have a heart but now you have only moments left to live.

I wish i was an oscer myer weiner

granted you are an oscar meyer weiner but was that rally what u wanted to be? *chomp*

i wish i could transform using the alter self ability!

Granted: you succesfully transformed yourself into a half eaten oscar mayer weiner...

I wish i had brains back from being nomed on...

granted your brains are back, as a hot dog.

i wish i were a zombie.

You become an NPC in T_catt11's Zombies game,in which Eol, Malek04, and I gang up on and blow you away.

I wish I could write a best seller adventure.

granted, but halfway in you lose all power, and forgot to save.

i wish my frog from the skill check game makes it home safe.

Sorry, but it tasted like chicken.

I wish for a four day weekend.

Granted you have a wonderful four day weekend but now you have extra work from school/work from the days you missed and are now failing...

I wish to know what to wish for in this wishful thinking that i wish i had...

Granted, you been given a Wishbone so that wishing is now part of you.


I wish for good weather during my four day weekend.

Your wish wishing for something to wish in regards to wishful thinking has been heard and granted... but it makes you wishy-washy.




I wish Grugg would braid his hair... ALL of it!

Comes true, not only does Grugg braid all his hairs, but shares pictures of the particular areas that have been braided only for you. *Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what mean"



I wish to get proper sleep.