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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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lok tar
granted there is no evil in man, a man, and that man is Bill Clinton.
I wish to post a sign that says hello to all our new innmates
Posted on 2010-09-06 at 20:43:29.
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Necromantic Schizophrenic Regular Visitor Karma: 5/7 85 Posts
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KK
You post a sign that says "Hello Inmates" at the front entrance. Wait... you meant innmates? Oh well Welcome to prision
I wish that Bill Clinton was the Antichrist
Posted on 2010-09-06 at 23:51:40.
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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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i did not do that with that woman!
granted, but bill is so awesome with the sax, noone views him any differently.
i wish for a grugg action figure!
Posted on 2010-09-08 at 02:40:28.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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The Moose is loose......
Granted, it smites you for your puns and then eats your food.
I wish for a never ending supply of Moose Tracks ice cream.
Posted on 2010-09-17 at 03:20:32.
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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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darn lyin commercials!
granted, but noone knows why you want frozen muddy mooseprints.
I wish for red bull to actually give wings!
Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:20:46.
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Tiamat5774 5 Headed Dracohydra Karma: 80/23 1117 Posts
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thank you for flying Coastal Air!
granted, after drinking a red bull, your Pilot's Wings pin appears pinned to the lapel of your shirt.
I wish the biting flies and mosquitoes would leave me alone this time of year!
Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:41:13.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Gotta wash down the mud!
Granted, they have been replaced with stinging wasps and bees!
I wish for keg of Sam Adams Light!
Posted on 2010-09-18 at 00:32:58.
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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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just be lucky it wasnt a lime bite
granted you have an entire keg of sam adams, but its got a little captain in it. And he doesnt seem too pleased...
I wish to be unsmited for my 200th post!
Posted on 2010-09-18 at 02:26:22.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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8>(
Granted! Ody is no longer smitten with you.
(Monitor has to actually do an unsmiteing.)
I wish my vacation could last another week.
Posted on 2010-09-19 at 00:34:00.
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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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noooo *heartbroken*
granted, at work they have palm trees and the sandwich lady wears a hula skirt... its sorta a vacation?
I wish to have telekenetic powers over midgets.
Posted on 2010-09-19 at 00:47:43.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Ankle Biters....
Oh so close, you have "Magnetic" Power over migits. They keep sticking to to your legs.
Ody wishes for dancing lessons so he can Cha Cha with Lifespring.
Posted on 2010-09-21 at 16:46:57.
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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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golden delight!
granted! you learn to cha cha, from an owlbear, with two left feet, lifespring is more confused then anything.
i wish to know the magical properties of the twinkie.
Posted on 2010-09-21 at 19:19:46.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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granted...
...You are imbued with the knowledge that the magical powers of a twinkie are much like The Force. The cream filling represents the light side and the cake represents the dark side (and like said twinkie representation, the dark side will always surround the light side and squash it's creamy butt)...
I wish I could find the unlimited ammo cheat for Zombies in Chicago.
Posted on 2010-09-21 at 19:25:36.
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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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and then i eat the force!
granted, Eol has unlocked infinite slingshot ammo.
i wish for a bowl of apple jacks.
Posted on 2010-09-21 at 21:54:17.
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Necromantic Schizophrenic Regular Visitor Karma: 5/7 85 Posts
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Granted
You have a bowl of apple jacks. No one understands why you wanted a bowl full of jacks made of apples but now all you need is a tomato ball to play.
I wish lifespring to have a tomato ball so he(she it?) can play jacks
Posted on 2010-09-22 at 00:53:58.
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