Granted, and you get Two because you posted to the wish twice!
Oh, look out they just rammed each other and are sinking. BTW your front lawn was flooded to make a swampy lake for the boats. But what the heck, you can open a diving school and send your student down to look at your beautiful Lawn ornaments laying on the bottom of the lake.

I wish for a book on Forgotten Realm so I make a better character the "The Wiz"'s game.

Granted you got a book on Forgotten Realm but forgot the charectrers you made with it,hence:FORGOTTEN!

I wish all my fan characters were real,NO FANS LIKE CEILING FAN THIS TIME AT LEAST NO MATTER IF THIS IS "Corrupt a wish",do something different!

idk how that posted twice, thats weird...

GRANTED! you have a book on forgotten realms! Unfortunately since yu didn't specify you have ze monster manual...

Edit: I accidentally skipped pyrobooms wish sooooo ALA SHAZAAAAH HA!

Your wish is granted as well. All your fan "characters" are real! Letter A, C, K, G, M, and even Q want to give they're thanks!

i wish for a way to set fire to things underwater!

Granted:
You just got a brand new gas stove and tea kettle. Put water in the kettle and presto you set a fire under the water.

Wish Bella wouldn't walk on my keyboard and post my stuff before I'm finished.

granted! now she just sleeps there, and refuses to move, clawing you when your on the internets!

i wish for a topiary garden of dinosaurs that attack intruders!

Granted: beautiful, lush greenery of Imasoras now grows prolifically around your Rust Monster Pit. Unfortunately the monster keeps spitting on the Imasoras and it soon withers and dies. The rotting foliage generates a toxic fume the falls into the Rust Monster pit and chokes the Monster and it dies a slow coughing death. Oops, there goes your intruder deterrent system.

I wish for a light sucker.

granted yu now have a gullible frail old man. He's a light 90 pounds and very much a sucker.

i wish to be able to read, speak, and understand all of the japanese language.

your able to speak,read,and everything else japenese,but you have to be japanese if you want to be fluent on it.

I wish all my fan characters were real,NO FANS LIKE CEILING FAN THIS TIME AT LEAST NO MATTER IF THIS IS "Corrupt a wish",do something different!And this time,GRANT IT!!!

the granting of the wish was nice but the after part made no sense, anyway.

granted all your fans are real, but you also find out really quickly that they are all crazy murderous psychopaths hellbent on your destruction!

i wish for an elegant banquet to be held in my honour!

Granted, you have received a beautifully engraved invitation from Hannibal Lecter stating he'd love to have you for dinner.

I wish for an exciting evening with an enchanting lady.

granted lizzy borden and you have a dreamy evening together.

hehe.

i wish for a living and healthy dodo bird as a pet.

Granted! You are whisked off to the beautiful island of Mauritius in the year 1602. You find flocks of Dodo birds running amuck all over the island.

I wish for a time machine so Ody can travel back to 1602.

Granted--you have a time machine. Unfortunately it only goes forward in time, and very slowly at that. Too bad. It does have a handy display to show how much progress you've made since the last time you checked. You might want to try taking a nap--I hear those can launch you hours into the future in a single instance.

I wish I could sneak around like a ninja.

You can sneak like a ninja, you just make lots of noise.

I wish my room would stay clean...

Granted, some burglars come in while you were watching "Saw-3D" and stole EVERYTHING including any furniture. Shoot, I think they even vacuumed.

I wish for an everfull coffee pot.