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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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YECK
You finally found the magic combination...
It digests the hairballs and spits the DH poster back up along with a note that reads...HAZMAT not accepted here.
I feed it Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell
Posted on 2008-06-25 at 17:14:51.
Edited on 2008-06-25 at 17:15:22 by Lyskhala
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Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts
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Ewww
It spits out Ryan Seacrest. Who wouldn't?
I feed it a pineapple and a monkey.
Posted on 2008-06-25 at 19:49:35.
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Oko Resident Karma: 12/6 394 Posts
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Ice cream!!
it spits out a pint of Chunky Monkey
I feed it 4 Nintendo Power mags, a spent battery and a toothless comb
Posted on 2008-06-26 at 01:11:01.
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Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts
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Oy!
It spits out a burnt-out and retired Mario.
I feed it a parrot, a jug of moonshine, and a water balloon.
Posted on 2008-06-26 at 01:51:46.
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Deucalion RDI Fixture Karma: 70/16 582 Posts
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It spits out...
...a redneck pirate. (Inbred cousin of the Pirate-Ninja)
I feed it the character sheets of four very flawed player characters.
Posted on 2008-06-26 at 02:02:48.
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Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts
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Ptooey
It spits out the blood-smeared giant spiked rock, with some sweet candied nipples still stuck to it.
I feed it a bag of Cheetos and a bottle of Mountain Dew.
Posted on 2008-06-26 at 03:36:12.
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Utan the Orange Resident Karma: 23/18 458 Posts
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Aaaahahaha--gakkkk !!
Ack ! Ya made me sgork my caramel!
The machine spits up -- me!
And now that I'm back, I'll feed it two gumdrops (mint), a teaspoon of cod liver oil, and a toothpick.
Posted on 2008-06-26 at 03:54:27.
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Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts
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*sniff, sniff*
It spits out Pinocchio, smelling of fish.
I feed it Utan's caramel and a can of Easy Cheese.
Posted on 2008-06-26 at 07:00:10.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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ummmm
It coughs up a bag of M&M's new caramel cheese candy.
I feed it all my bills
Posted on 2008-06-26 at 11:30:59.
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Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts
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Egad!
It spits out collection agents with fangs and claws.
I feed it a trombone and a walrus.
Posted on 2008-06-26 at 16:15:08.
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Utan the Orange Resident Karma: 23/18 458 Posts
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smooooth!
It spits out Tennessee Ernie Ford singing "16 tons"
I feed it Paris Hilton AND Britney Spears ...
Posted on 2008-06-27 at 08:23:58.
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Duncan74 Dunkelzahn Karma: 61/1 931 Posts
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Bom-chicka-wah-waaaah
It spits out an adult video store.
I feed it Donald Trump...and a duck-billed platypus.
Posted on 2008-06-27 at 14:49:14.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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<><><>
It coughs up an egocentric duck with bad hair
I feed it a shiny Buffalo penny, a cherry poptart and Evander Holyfield's ear lobe
Posted on 2008-06-27 at 16:08:26.
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Utan the Orange Resident Karma: 23/18 458 Posts
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Holy ---- field ...
it spits out a Ferengi wearing Fruit-of-the-Looms ...
[edit]
wait. a buffalo penny?
[tears the machine apart to get at the penny]
THEN I feed it one potato, two potato, three potato, four ...
Posted on 2008-06-27 at 16:34:45.
Edited on 2008-06-27 at 16:36:34 by Utan the Orange
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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It spits out...
...five potato, six potato, seven potatoes more! And some deranged tater farmer hopped-up on Sevin dust weilding a blood-soaked garden hoe!
I feed the DVM, myself in an attempt to hide from aforementioned psycho-farmer and his rabid potatoes!
Posted on 2008-06-27 at 16:43:25.
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