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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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After the Super Bowl, Black Eyed Peas are dead to me. . .
So, you wish to not make a wish and have summoned Cthulu. Please don't break your hand as you punch him in the face.
I wish for a fuzzy pink dragon.
Posted on 2011-02-18 at 17:36:01.
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pyroboom Resident Karma: 46/64 335 Posts
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Your wish was...
a fuzzy pink dragon, well a color blind man messed up the colors, and got a red dragon, but it's so fuzzy, you can hardly tell it's a dragon!
I wish my dog, Khan, didn't die.
Posted on 2011-02-24 at 02:09:39.
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Wrathleader Regular Visitor Karma: 11/0 74 Posts
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Well
Your wish is granted, It did not pass death and went straight to undead.
I wish my undead character was alive.
Posted on 2011-02-24 at 05:10:24.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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Granted
your undead character never died, therefore was not undead, therefore you could not make the wish, therefor it was wasted, and he's still undead... darn it..
I wish for a brand-new laptop
Posted on 2011-02-26 at 23:19:14.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Yum....
Granted, for Fat Tuesday you got dozens and dozens of donuts which you were compelled to eat. Now your belly has flopped over your lap as a "New Laptop!"
I wish to be able to sneak up on Gravy.
Posted on 2011-03-12 at 16:31:12.
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Darren RDI Fixture Karma: 36/8 868 Posts
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Granted!
The gravy did not spot you, and you were able to creep up on it and drink it ALL, ALL of its beefy goodness... but of course, someone laced it with poison. Oh. Good night!
I wish I could reform reality with sheer willpower.
Posted on 2011-03-12 at 16:38:46.
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gamergirld20 Occasional Visitor Karma: 8/1 47 Posts
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Reality is defined by perception and therefore not really real
You can reshape reality with pure willpower now if only you could muster the will to actually use this ability.
I wish I was a cat
Posted on 2011-03-13 at 02:16:22.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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*Cheshire Cat's Grin*
Granted. Unfortunately, you will always be overshadowed by the two greatest cats ever. Old Cheshire himself, and Garfield.
I wish I could visit space.
Posted on 2011-03-13 at 06:12:48.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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The Final Frontier.....
Granted, you standing in an old dilapidated Noble Shoe store with a large sign stating "This Space for Rent"!
I wish for new battery for my laptop that lasts longer than five years and cost less than $50.00.
Posted on 2011-03-13 at 15:02:22.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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Granted.
An amazing new batter lasts 10 years and costs only 19.99.... however, its european, and the adapter needed for it to run your computer has yet to be invented.... have fun with that.
I wish I had a gun arm.
Posted on 2011-03-13 at 17:11:44.
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gamergirld20 Occasional Visitor Karma: 8/1 47 Posts
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Granted
But there's no ammo for it.
I wish I had long hair
Posted on 2011-03-14 at 04:57:53.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Braids are nice.......
Granted, but it's in your arm pits. How continental.
I wish for a jumbo mug of Green Beer!
Posted on 2011-03-18 at 00:06:56.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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granted
A mug of beer taller than the empire state building appears, then promptly disintigrates under its own weight
I wish for a time machine
Posted on 2011-03-26 at 03:46:04.
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gamergirld20 Occasional Visitor Karma: 8/1 47 Posts
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Granted
But the Flux Capacitor is out of fuel and that won't be invented for another millennium
I wish I had a pokemon
Posted on 2011-03-26 at 05:35:11.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Granted
You just married an eighty-seven year old Jamaican beach comber. He's as pocky as they come.
I wish for a relaxing day at the beach.
Posted on 2011-03-26 at 13:49:04.
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