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Jing Of Shoulder Fame Karma: 24/0 153 Posts
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granted...
But you are now severely allergic to chocolate.
I wish for untraceable wealth!
Posted on 2011-06-03 at 01:24:41.
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Loki TRSG 2.0 Karma: 113/94 1606 Posts
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easy
Granted.
You are ridiculusly wealthy, however no one has any idea where any of your wealth is.
I wish for a killer monkey.
Posted on 2011-06-03 at 02:28:53.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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granted
unfortunately, he immediately attempts to kill you, and you must stop him... forcibly...
I wish i was a time-mage
Posted on 2011-06-03 at 02:46:01.
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Imperial_Fire Occasional Visitor Karma: 7/1 32 Posts
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loop
Granted, but you find yourself stuck in a paradox time loop
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I wish I had the latest Ipod
Posted on 2011-06-03 at 03:23:49.
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pyroboom Resident Karma: 46/64 335 Posts
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granted...
it's so early made, you don't know how to work it.
I wish the site Atmosphir was real!(look it up if you don't know)
Posted on 2011-06-08 at 04:03:56.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Sorry.............
RL is RL and RP is RP.
I wish to find another brew for the RDInn bar.
Posted on 2014-04-04 at 00:20:49.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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*fades in*
Granted. However, do to the failings of focus testing, nobody will drink the new stuff! Better start working on Froth-n-Slosh Classic!
I wish for a bottle of Yoohoo
*evaporates*
Posted on 2014-04-04 at 03:59:53.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Success..........
You found an empty bottle but can't find the chocolate cow.
I wish to be able to remember my wishes.
Posted on 2014-04-04 at 16:24:46.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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*fades in*
Granted. You will always remember wishing to always remember wishing.
I wish for a keyboard that doesn't have most of the keys sticking.
*evaporates*
Posted on 2014-04-05 at 23:13:26.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Boning Up..........
Granted but the keyboard is a board covered with Skeleton keys.
I wish the ringing in my ears would stop.
Posted on 2014-10-27 at 00:57:13.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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asdf
Granted. The ringing in your ears is gone. The ringing in your noggin, however, sadly remains.
I wish for a bedtime story.
Posted on 2016-02-18 at 20:28:24.
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JamesGoblin Newbie Karma: 1/0 9 Posts
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But...
...thou bed will be not of roses, but nails.
I wish for world peace.
Posted on 2016-02-29 at 13:31:10.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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Granted...
...here's your world piece: a two by two foot section of the hottest part of Death Valley. Who knows where the other pieces are?
I wish for a short vacation and freedom to visit the Inn regardless of WiFi connectivity.
Posted on 2016-02-29 at 13:33:29.
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Schnozzle Ma' Nozzle Karma: 38/0 668 Posts
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Granted
Granted, but all your dice rolls turn up 1s.
I wish the next star wars movie was already out.
Posted on 2016-02-29 at 14:08:29.
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JamesGoblin Newbie Karma: 1/0 9 Posts
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That sexy beast
And indeed, the movie is out - but the main star is D. Trump, that sexy beast!
I wish that WW2 never happened.
Posted on 2016-02-29 at 14:32:00.
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