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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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O....K....
You are less alive but less dead as well, sort of reaching an equilbrium point and not changing.
I with for a jar made of pure jell-o.
Posted on 2006-12-13 at 09:41:43.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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WHATever!!
You just keep getting weirder and weirder you know that?
Granted. The wish genie thought you said concrete and the jar crushed you to death!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I was rich, gorgeous and married to Hugh Jackman
Posted on 2006-12-13 at 11:09:58.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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okk
You mary Hugh Jackman, he crushes you to death.
I wish that genie would get a hearing aid.
Posted on 2006-12-13 at 11:58:58.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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I LIKE it!!
The Genie gets a hearing aid and you get a BIGGER jar made of cement and it crushes you to death
I wish I had one nose
Posted on 2006-12-13 at 12:02:58.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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oasfd
You have one nose, it is huge and crushes you to death.
I wish I was green.
Posted on 2006-12-13 at 12:06:01.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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stop crushing me!!!!! I MEAN it!!
granted. you are GREEN from being moldy.
I wish I was not being crsuhed anymore by anyone
Posted on 2006-12-13 at 14:06:50.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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instead
You are crushed nevermore by no one.
I wish I could find my hat, for the second time.
(and i'll stop crushing people now )
Posted on 2006-12-13 at 14:37:54.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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banana fanna banna tanna
you do, but there's a nice family of slugs who have found your hat quite a cozy haven
I wish there was no such thing as homework
Posted on 2006-12-13 at 22:01:16.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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IOSDfasdf
There is no longer any homework, however there is the nightly random limb removal task, which is infinately more annoying.
I wish these chipmunks would get off my roof...
Posted on 2006-12-14 at 07:57:18.
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ThePope Veteran Visitor Karma: 6/1 138 Posts
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for the Motherland!!!
The Squirrels do indeed get of your roof. However they form a a socialist workers party and steal your pants.... and your banana's...
I wish I could turn all the freshmen would didn't show up for the final week of tech into dishrags...
Posted on 2006-12-14 at 08:52:26.
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Fantasy Sharlisaurus Karma: 31/10 529 Posts
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whatever your wish means.....
You do what you want to do, but the consequences are that you must become a freshman again. So now you're a freshman.
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I wish i had a frappacino or two for free, everyday!
Posted on 2006-12-14 at 09:44:04.
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JasonSorrel Newbie Karma: 3/1 14 Posts
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Free drinks while on shift...
You lose your current job and have to work at a coffee shop. It's low-paying, and you have no chance of advancement, but you get free drinks while you're on shift, including frappucinos. Oh yeah, you have to show up for work 7 days a week.
I wish for a magical +5 spoon.
Posted on 2006-12-14 at 11:13:27.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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Well then
You recieve your magic spoon, then catch lupus. A crying shame.
I wish I could go to Russia.
Posted on 2006-12-14 at 14:30:59.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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christmas spirit!
you do and get run over by a husky sled,... or dog sled, is it called?
I wish winter break was 3 weeks long isntead of 2
Posted on 2006-12-14 at 21:01:28.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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Ok then
Winter break becomes 3 weeks long and summer break is retroactively destroyed in a space time continuem ripple.
I wish it was snowing.
Posted on 2006-12-14 at 21:04:41.
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