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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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eaiorhbaeobh
it will, and you will be the first one to get frostbite
i wish there was no such thing as the flu
Posted on 2006-12-14 at 21:13:14.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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uh oh...
Granted.
The sickness gods have replaced the Flu with their new and improved version called SLU. It's 3 times worse and you are their guniea pig to try it out on.
I wish for a White Christmas
Posted on 2006-12-15 at 06:11:31.
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ThePope Veteran Visitor Karma: 6/1 138 Posts
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heh
It's White all right but only because god forgot to take his dandruff medication.
I wish the Minnesota vikings could win a super bowl for once!!
Posted on 2006-12-15 at 08:43:57.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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oi vey....
I cannot corrupt this wish and cannot allow anyone else to do so.
I wish I was done baking my Christmas cookies
Posted on 2006-12-15 at 09:41:58.
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ThePope Veteran Visitor Karma: 6/1 138 Posts
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The cookies are finished but ae undercooked and loaded with holiday e. coli!!!
I wish I could get accepted by georgetown college.
Posted on 2006-12-15 at 10:06:09.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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you got it
they accept you as their new janitor
I wish I had an upper AND lower lip
Posted on 2006-12-15 at 10:26:52.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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Well then im forced...
You become more like Napoleon Dynamite. I crush you to death.
I wish I was on fire...right now.
Posted on 2006-12-15 at 18:48:51.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
You are, but while you burn, a big abominable snowman crushes you to death.
I wish my fingers were blue.
Posted on 2006-12-15 at 20:37:22.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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Ok then
You become a jerk, some good samaritan crushes you to death.
I wish I was named Rodriguez the Great.
Posted on 2006-12-16 at 09:21:48.
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Fantasy Sharlisaurus Karma: 31/10 529 Posts
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burn
you are named Rodriguez the Great, but everyone calls you Rod, and refuses to add the "great" part, since you now have the opposite of a great rod. O_O
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I wish i was as wealthy as Bill Gates. ^_^
Posted on 2006-12-16 at 10:44:35.
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Avrielle RDI Fixture Karma: 21/16 877 Posts
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(O)
You become very wealthy by stealing from Bill Gates and then he crushes you to death.
I wish my stomach didn't hurt.
Posted on 2006-12-16 at 11:54:14.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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fine
your stomach no longer hurts as you have been crushed to death.
I wish I was over there. *points*
Posted on 2006-12-16 at 19:45:01.
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Avrielle RDI Fixture Karma: 21/16 877 Posts
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(O)
You go over there but the grass isn't as green as it looked over where you were.
I wish I knew if I was having a boy or a girl.
Posted on 2006-12-17 at 06:20:23.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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arnbaperinhj
You never do.
I wish my name was Armando.
Posted on 2006-12-17 at 17:23:50.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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I am Emperor of Pheonicia
Hey, you familiar with the concept of Phoenician Purple? When they crush the mollusks to get the color purple? Well unfortunately you are the sea snail that is oozing away on the countertop, awaiting your future...
I wish cats were as smart as dogs.
Posted on 2006-12-17 at 19:29:52.
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