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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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aetnyadnh
You do, but that's only because you died of laughter and made the front page news.
I wish Ryst... (whatever his name is) would stop being so disgusting.
Posted on 2006-12-20 at 12:11:43.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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granted
Rsyt(whatsisname) is no longer Disgusting...he becomes a perfect gentleman then dies of boredom.
Wait...I didn't corrupt that wish did I??
Ok then, he's still disgusting and lives in YOUR basment.
Posted on 2006-12-20 at 13:13:58.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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arhtryhaetaew
You didn't make a wish!!!
But i'll make one.
I wish Ryst(whatsisname) will... what is it?... get out of my basement or something?
Posted on 2006-12-20 at 16:02:16.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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athaetaw
eulg yzarc ruoy teg t'nod ouy
I wish i would find two dollars on the ground.
Posted on 2006-12-20 at 16:32:11.
Edited on 2006-12-20 at 16:33:18 by Celedwe
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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here ya go...
You find 2 bucks on the ground. You pick them up and shake off the dirt only to find they are not dollars..they are $100...and then the wind takes them.
I wish I had made a wish in my last post so I didn't look so stupid.
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 07:17:48.
Edited on 2006-12-21 at 07:18:38 by Lyskhala
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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aaujdf
You instead make a wish that is so horribly written people think you're stupid. You're later crushed to death in an unrealted incident.
I wish Ryst would realise he's my long lost brother but not really but actually should give me money so I could buy a Russian Bride and make it down to Texas to see this awesome cannon he has and have a grand old time!
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 08:52:38.
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ThePope Veteran Visitor Karma: 6/1 138 Posts
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you get crushed... twice... by rush Limbaugh or Dr. Phil whichever is worse.
I wish I pass the ASVAB...
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 08:59:26.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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fds
You get crushed to death instead!
I wish I didn't know who Dr. Phil was.
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 09:01:17.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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ok...
you don't know who Dr Phil is. BUT...he knows who YOU are and is constantly preaching to you about your sex life on national tv.
I wish the next person who crushes and or bludgeons me to death would use the sharp side of the axe.
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 09:22:22.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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Fine
I kill you with the sharp side of the axe.
I wish for a turnip.
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 09:26:39.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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humphh
you get a rotten pear instead!!! A horribly deformed, stinky, ugly rotten pear.
I wish Grugg a very Merry Christmas
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 09:29:45.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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eargaythawer
the moment he hears you he crushes you to death
I wish someone would buy me a mint chip shake WITHOUT any poison or crush-to-death or worms in it please
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 15:31:25.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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okie dokie
I just bought you a mint chip shake WITHOUT any poison or crush-to-death or worms in it. But you can't drink it cuz you just returned from the Twilight Zone and no longer have a mouth.
I wish for everything
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 18:56:23.
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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arbatyaert
1. you spelled stare wrong
2. are you sure you meant to write "nuked"? let's say you did
so you stare at the mirror nuked all day and one day the mirror falls and you get crushed to death
i wish i would earn 5 million dollars right now
Posted on 2006-12-21 at 21:46:31.
Edited on 2006-12-21 at 22:03:52 by Celedwe
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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arrrrgh
Granted.
All the spelling nazis are marooned on an island with no chance of ever getting off...you've been marooned on the same island.
I wish I was done shopping.
Posted on 2006-12-22 at 07:07:38.
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