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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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ah ah
I am the X box, playstation, and in very few cases gamecube who make people get rid o sega genesis!
Posted on 2010-11-01 at 08:50:37.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Pant,pant,pant.................
I am the Iron Chef that lured you away from the XBOX with my GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY
Posted on 2010-11-02 at 23:11:42.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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Up next, Big Brother and the Holding Company
I am Wavy Gravy and I steal Iron Chef's audience with my groovy soul-feeding music.
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 00:13:20.
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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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its tiem
i am ody and i nab your gravy!
Posted on 2010-11-04 at 05:20:53.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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Watch this, Mr. Frodo!
I am a Halfling who tickles Ody until he pees himself, then takes the gravy for my own!
Posted on 2010-11-04 at 11:22:54.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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we all saw it coming
I am the One Ring, driving the Halfling mad!
Posted on 2010-11-04 at 14:30:20.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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But then. . .
I am the bolt cutters that snip the finger on which the One Ring rests, and "down will come finger, One Ring and all," into a bottomless chasm.
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 12:20:18.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Method Acting......
I am the "Loose Nut" that misaligned the blades causing the cutter to break.
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:09:57.
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pyroboom Resident Karma: 46/64 335 Posts
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I am...
Chuck Norris's screw that screws that sucker back in forever!
(I believe I just broke the game!)
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:18:38.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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Think again, young one. . .
I am a lowly Rust Monster that hungrily caresses the screw with his feelers, turning it to rust, then nibbles it until it is gone.
(yes, creepy verbiage, I don't care.)
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:28:08.
Edited on 2010-11-06 at 16:28:55 by Pit F(r)iend
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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On easy spray.........Psssssssst........
I am the Mighty WD40 that coats, protects and lubricates that screw and turns the Rust Monster's stomach.
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 00:17:21.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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Contents Under Pressure. Do not use near open flame.
I am the fire that causes the WD40 to burn off before it can lubricate anything.
Posted on 2010-11-08 at 14:05:44.
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lifespring Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
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lubrication, fire, creepy touching rust monsters, its so ripe for innuendo!
i am the towel that gets placed over the fire, snuffing it out.
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:53:34.
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pyroboom Resident Karma: 46/64 335 Posts
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I am...
the sewer of the towel who got fired because the design before it's even made.
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 22:00:50.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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You are tempting me, young'un. . .seriously!
(But still I will not add to your Smite count!)
I am the English teacher who brings grammar, syntax and order to whatever you were attempting there, pyro.
Posted on 2010-11-11 at 01:19:38.
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