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Bromern Sal A Shadow RDI Staff Karma: 158/11 4402 Posts
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He found the statue.
He's probably staring at it in awe.
Posted on 2017-07-10 at 10:18:47.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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on
Eol's off having real life, but we can't get complacent. In order to conserve momentum I suggest a team building exercise. We will decide which one through a democratic process. We have decided on a human pyramid, thank you for your votes. In the interests of efficiency I will be drawing up the game plan, it starts simple but please pay attention.
Tann and I will form the base, Brom will follow shortly to form the second layer. Chessic, you are of course in charge of public relations and international exports. SO will be delivering the eggs at precisely 7:15pm GMT and the finger paint essentials exactly one hour later. Altaira, I'm not 100% convinced you're not Buzz Aldrin but that shouldn't prevent you from handling choreography while coaching a cow midwife through a twin-calf birth over the phone. Nomad, you're going to be circumnavigating the sun in a kayak made of my hopes and dreams wearing scuba gear. Finally, Hammer will of course be dressed in a catsuit, traversing a laser tripwire grid in central Paris at exactly dusk, a single bead of sweat dripping down his brow as he twists and turns, careful not to touch beams.
We're going to need duct tape, three cucumbers, a recent photo of the Queen, an IKEA catalog, a pickled egg, assorted air fresheners and THE EVERBURNING FLAME OF OLYMPUS!!!
You have six hours.
Posted on 2017-07-10 at 22:21:11.
Edited on 2017-07-10 at 22:22:02 by Grugg
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SilentOne RDI Poet - 1.5 Innma Karma: 39/5 854 Posts
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lol
what was that grugg?
Made me chuckle at any rate. lol
Posted on 2017-07-10 at 22:25:47.
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Bromern Sal A Shadow RDI Staff Karma: 158/11 4402 Posts
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Ah!
There's the Grugg I remember.
Posted on 2017-07-10 at 22:37:23.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1204 Posts
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*fades in*
*glares at Grugg*
We've discussed this. My answer still hasn't changed.
I've RETIRED from pr, and you won't get me out of it.
*evaporates*
Posted on 2017-07-11 at 00:32:59.
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Altaira Resident Karma: 24/0 404 Posts
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Wait, what?
Wait a minute! I have to be a Buzz Aldrin, choreographer who is also a cow midwife consultant, while Hammer gets to put on a catsuit and dance around security laser beams? That's not fair!
Posted on 2017-07-11 at 08:10:49.
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Nomad D2 RDI Fixture Karma: 55/6 3141 Posts
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Clarity needed
Uhm, I'm a bit confused.
Am I riding a kayak made of your hopes and dreams - and those hopes and dreams are wearing a wet suit?
Or am I wearing the wetsuit and your hopes and dreams are all naked while comprising the kayak?
I'm not quite sure which of those is creepier, but I'm game for the "paddle around the sun part."
Posted on 2017-07-11 at 10:40:14.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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vu
Yeah but,..have you seen Hammer in a catsuit? Me-ow.
And Nomad: Yes
Posted on 2017-07-11 at 11:52:13.
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SilentOne RDI Poet - 1.5 Innma Karma: 39/5 854 Posts
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Fizzled
Is this game beginning soon???
Posted on 2017-07-15 at 16:46:53.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/28 8841 Posts
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Calm thyself!
We haven't fizzled!
I was away last week helping my oldest daughter get some things squared away at her house in Oklahoma. Spent 16 hours straight on the road yesterday to get back home and a good part of today sleeping and/or unloading the truck.
I'll have a post or two ready to go soon.
Everybody assume a medatative pose, close your eyes, and repeat after me... "Cheeeeeseburgerrrrrr..."
Posted on 2017-07-15 at 16:56:47.
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SilentOne RDI Poet - 1.5 Innma Karma: 39/5 854 Posts
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calm?
what is this calm you speak of?
Posted on 2017-07-16 at 16:24:43.
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Nomad D2 RDI Fixture Karma: 55/6 3141 Posts
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Paradise . . .
"Cheeeseeebuurrggeerrr...."
But you know what would be heaven on earth? . . . an onion slice.
And maybe some lettuce and tomato.
I do like mine with Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes.
Maybe a big kosher pickle and a cold draught beer?
Now see what you did?!
Good god almighty which way do I steer??!
I need a . . . cheeseburger in paradise!
(Hunger does not seem very meditative!)
Posted on 2017-07-16 at 19:06:20.
Edited on 2017-07-16 at 19:06:57 by Nomad D2
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/28 8841 Posts
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A man after my own heart!
Dude, are we related? My tummy's grumbling just reading that!
Posted on 2017-07-16 at 19:13:02.
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SilentOne RDI Poet - 1.5 Innma Karma: 39/5 854 Posts
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erm
the cheeseburger meditation aint working lol
Posted on 2017-07-17 at 14:51:24.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/28 8841 Posts
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Sorry...
Busy day at work. Have a post started but not quite finished. Hoping to have something later this evening.
Posted on 2017-07-17 at 15:40:40.
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