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Skari-dono Icelanders! Roll Out Karma: 102/11 1514 Posts
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Sure...
Of course there was a Murphy. He's currently in coma after the thirteenth time he was beaten down for his stupid law.
(Anyone who sees the funny irony, gets an applaud)
Posted on 2008-01-24 at 20:57:36.
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Longshadow Veteran Visitor Karma: 8/1 142 Posts
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Murphy's Gremlins are in my computer!
I tried to patch old technology to keep me up and running. Then I found out that there seems to be no such thing as "old technology patches" anymore. So I hooked up my hamster-wheel-generator to provide power and my parakeet-wing-processsor-cooler for a temp fix ...
Posted on 2008-01-24 at 23:53:56.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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who are you?
MacGiver?
Posted on 2008-01-25 at 19:22:10.
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Longshadow Veteran Visitor Karma: 8/1 142 Posts
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Heh-heh-heh ...
Noooo ... but who do you think taught him?
Posted on 2008-01-25 at 20:44:06.
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Moria Grey Regular Visitor Karma: 4/4 94 Posts
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OMG
1. Mother-in-law almost got arrested for trying to cash frud money orders, that she got when excepting a job of line, when i told her not to.
2. close friend of family died, and the police are not releasing any info.
3. Got turned into CYS for not feeding my lil girl after i just had a 300 dollar bbq for her 2ed bday and the CYS lady said she didnt even have that much food in her house.
that was today
Posted on 2008-01-25 at 20:56:14.
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Moria Grey Regular Visitor Karma: 4/4 94 Posts
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lol
There are time i want to find him and beat him down....
then again i would love to lock him up in my basement and everytime his laws come up beat him down...
anyone have his addy???
Posted on 2008-01-25 at 21:00:59.
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Utan the Orange Resident Karma: 23/18 458 Posts
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Mine?
One continuous bad day lasting for the past 2 years.
I found out Reba McIntire really IS married, and can't marry me ...
I guess that wouldn't necessarily stop her from having my baby ...
Posted on 2008-01-27 at 07:32:53.
Edited on 2008-01-27 at 07:34:06 by Utan the Orange
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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YOWEEE
a redheaded UTAN spawn. Not sure that would be pretty.
Posted on 2008-01-27 at 15:02:31.
Edited on 2008-01-27 at 15:02:59 by Lyskhala
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Moria Grey Regular Visitor Karma: 4/4 94 Posts
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ooooooooooookkkkk
that was odd...
Posted on 2008-01-27 at 21:21:57.
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Longshadow Veteran Visitor Karma: 8/1 142 Posts
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you won't think so
once you get to know Utan ...
Stepped into the car and lifted my other foot into it.
Closed the door -- hard!
My foot wasn't all the way in -- yet.
Posted on 2008-02-01 at 08:10:38.
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Fantasy Sharlisaurus Karma: 31/10 529 Posts
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geez
ouch!!!
Posted on 2008-02-01 at 09:25:15.
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Vanadia Den Mother RDI Staff Karma: 111/12 1188 Posts
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This happened the day we moved into our current house
1. We left in car to drive Veronica to daycare before starting the move - got a flat tire.
2. I got out of car to walk Veronica the rest of the way to daycare while Al fixed the flat - she forgot to put on shoes and I had to carry her.
3. At the end of a really long day (never move out of downtown Toronto during the World Cup), we discovered that we'd moved bags of trash and left bags of clothes on the curb at the old place.
Posted on 2008-02-01 at 11:46:46.
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Kuriosaki Veteran Visitor Karma: 3/1 137 Posts
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Just recently ...
During a heart check, a 95% blockage of the Left Anterior Descending artery was found (supplies blood to the heart muscle and is called the Widowmaker Vein).
Immediate catheterization surgery to implant stent and open blockage, thereby preventing an imminent heart attack (did I mention I hate doctors?).
Found out I am allergic to two of the three heart medications they prescribed (results pending) ...
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 23:01:04.
Edited on 2008-04-21 at 23:02:17 by Kuriosaki
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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Uh
Well...I'm pretty sure you win.
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 23:15:32.
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Kuriosaki Veteran Visitor Karma: 3/1 137 Posts
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Nah!
The fact that I can complain simply means I have the energy to waste on it. So I don't have one foot in the grave yet ...
a win? Not going for that. Just adding a one of my bad days to the mix. I'm sure others may have worse days than that ...
Posted on 2008-04-22 at 03:34:22.
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