The Red Dragon Inn - home of the Audalis campaign setting.  Online D&D gaming, art, poerty, stories, advice, chat, and more

Support the Inn! If you are doing holiday shopping online, please use this affiliate link for Amazon.
You pay the exact same prices, but the Inn earns a small referral fee. Thanks!

We currently have 4066 registered users. Our newest member is vibechecker628.
Online members:
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Q&A Threads - Shadows of the Empire Q&A (posted by Eol Fefalas)Shadows of the Empire Q&A
Dungeons and Dragons - Shadows of the Empire (posted by t_catt11)Shadows of the Empire
Recruitment Threads - Shadows of the Empire - Recruitment (posted by Reralae)Shadows of the Empire - R
Personal Creations - Reralae's Fragments of A'niorna (posted by Reralae)Reralae's A'niorna
Q&A Threads - Kith, the Cat, and the Khatun Q&A (posted by breebles)Kith, Cat, Khatun Q&A
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 3 users logged into DragonChat.
Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix!

You are here: Home --> Forum Home --> Creativity Forum --> Posting Games --> Demonic Vending Machine
    Messages in Demonic Vending Machine
RDI T-shirts!

Men's RDI Logo Tee
Price: $15.00



RDI T-shirts!

Crap
Price: $17.00

Loki
TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts


I have a cat named jack

it spits out some blue cheese.

I feed it my old broken laptop.


Posted on 2009-11-18 at 18:33:31.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


it spits out

It spits out a set of copper wires, some gold coins, and that post you were going to post to the inn but lost to due a malfunction.

I feed it season 3 of Angel


Posted on 2009-11-18 at 18:35:59.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


It spits out...

blood... alot of blood...

I feed it a dilithium crystal.


Posted on 2009-12-11 at 02:30:03.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


It spits out

the warp core from the USS Discovery and a very confused Ensign Warwick

Edit I forgot to put something in

I feed it Warwick


Posted on 2009-12-13 at 06:26:00.
Edited on 2009-12-13 at 06:26:47 by Ion Kired

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


It spits out...

A cup of bitter hot cocoa.

"Ensign! I thought you said that was fixed!!"

I feed it a cup of confetti, a rubber glove and a starship trooper.


Posted on 2009-12-13 at 06:50:26.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


it spits out

buzz lightyear

I feed it woody


Posted on 2009-12-13 at 07:03:10.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


It spits out...

Clint Eastwood.

I feed it a porta poty.


Posted on 2009-12-13 at 07:20:53.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


It spits out

My brother (Dad was right he was found in a toilet!)

I feed it jingle bells


Posted on 2009-12-13 at 21:27:56.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


That isn't very nice Ion...

It spits out...

A partidge in a pear tree, two calling birds, three french hens, four turtle doves, five gold rings, six lords a leaping, seven maids a milking, eight geese a laying, nine drummers drumming, ten pipers piping, elven playstations and twelve tapdancing Ions...

I feed it...

18 legos, a typewriter and the eunuch monkey.


Posted on 2009-12-24 at 03:25:01.

Mr.Conquest
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 11/3
112 Posts


It spits out...

A lego house full of pain

I put in a kittens head and a puppys eye


Posted on 2009-12-24 at 10:12:37.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


hmmm...

It spits out Clarice Starling with a gun... because someone is showing the signs of a serial killer... *nod*

Feeds it all the unopened Christmas presents under the tree.


Posted on 2009-12-24 at 14:41:55.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


it spits out

Santa's top elf, who looks at you angrily and says "hey do you have any idea how hard I worked on those?

I feed it a harmonica, a cow, and plate full of cookies.


Posted on 2009-12-26 at 19:16:24.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts


It spits out...

A tuba overflowing with a mint oreo concrete.

I feed it...

A can of worms and a gerbil.


Posted on 2009-12-26 at 20:59:48.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


it spits out

a mini worm that walks

I feed it a chicken, a pig, and a scythe


Posted on 2009-12-26 at 21:12:58.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8865 Posts


It spits out...

The Grime Peeper!


I feed it that horrible pun, a bottle of hot sauce, and a facelick!


Posted on 2009-12-28 at 14:35:39.

   


  Partners:       Dungeons and Dragons resources, from 2nd to 4th Edition gamegrene.com | for the gamer who's sick of the typical Dungeons and Dragons Adventures, #1 resource for D&D Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition  
View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us
Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service.
You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.




Page loaded in 0.119788 seconds