Darnit took too long. Got beat.

Here is the new answer to the new question:

(obvious lie)

No because bullets have no hands to open the front door of the galaxy when it reaches it... would just bounce around inside.

(real answer)

Technically since there is no atmosphere it is already in outer space (and with no oxygen you could not fire it in the first place.). But I don't think that is what you are actually asking. I think you mean, would it just fly straight out from the Moon because there is no atmosphere to slow it down? And the answer to that is probably not because there is still a gravitational pull from the moon's gravity. Theoretically it would depend upon the speed and current weight of the bullet though, along with the angle of trajectory. Last time I checked I think the escape velocity of the Moon was about umm.. 2.4 km/s (as opposed to the earth 11.somthing km/s). It can get really complicated though because it is in relation to another galactic body. But anyway, since the fastest standard bullet flies at about 1200 mi/s (or 1.2 km/s) then it is generally safe to say that:

No a bullet wouldn't escape the gravitational pull of the Moon if fired from the surface.


*ooops forgot my question*

Why do they put rewetting drops for contacts in the exact same bottles as contact cleaner?

(btw the latter burns like the fires of hell if you put it in your eyes.. so umm. don't.)

Cuz acid would eat through the bottle




why is MC squared?

M=1000 C=100.

MCsquared = 1210000 = the number of breaths a human takes in 4 months. Very scientific and also very nifty.


Why is the good ice (you know which one is good) only avaliable in the worst restaurants?

cuz "good" ice is attracted to scoundrels



How do they get the fruit into those magic markers that smell like fruit when you use them?

Drunken Rufie Fruity Coercion.

Why do they add a stinky smell to propane gas?

The dog did it, I swear.

Speaking of dogs, why hasn't someone genetically engineered dogs without tongues?

they are still working on engineering the bark out of them.





Harrison Ford as Decker or Solo?

But I'll attempt it anyway ...

Harrison Ford played neither role. He was busy recuperating after the second Indie movie. Those roles were played by Bradd Pitt, made up to look like Harrison Ford ...


How many segments (exactly) does an earthworm have?

They have donuts not rings and it depends on the species. Pop one in your mouth...it tastes like a cream filled Krispy Kreme.





how does senility begin?

Senility begins when a person is trhust from a warm, humid, safe and comfortable room into the harsh reality of a cruel and uncaring world. It lessens to near-undetectability from teen-hood to middle-age, then recurs (with a vengeance) when the species gets older.


How many cats does it take to fill a cannon?

27! Cuz ice cream's got no bones!



Why is it that, out of all the things that people lose, they never seem to notice when they've lost their minds?

People do not lose their minds... they are stolen. The Skeksis are secretly stealing into peoples rooms in the middle of the night and draining their essense, and with it their minds. However the Skeksis are smart and have installed a variety of things in our world to distract us from this, such as television, ipods the internet, and cheetos, so we won't notice when the Skeksis have stolen our minds...

Why are so many children overweight now?

It's the new black.


Where did Pamela Anderson get all the skin to cover those implants? or Dolly Parton for that matter.

from the overweight children of KKK members who lost too many pounds after they heard it's the new black?

Man, that was a bad answer

How is it possible that glass reflects an image? It's see-through....?

It doesn't reflect an image. It lets you see through to an alternate dimension... good news for you though, you don't really look that awful, it's just your alternate dimension double... those doubles are tricky


How do you mend a broken heart?