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Babaloo RDI Fixture Karma: 19/23 1099 Posts
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Okaaaay
'We are most definatley not, we just think Artura doesn't really want this...and she's only doing it because it's her nature...and it's not my nature to sleep with the same woman more than once...'
He smirked. It was a lie, but a flawless one.
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:12:25.
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Vampiria RDI Fixture Karma: 15/11 1172 Posts
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Lol, we sound gay XD
'We are being a dumb ass then... And we aee about to watch Artura kick a certain kender's ass... And then a certain Arch Angel's as well...'
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:13:32.
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Babaloo RDI Fixture Karma: 19/23 1099 Posts
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Perhaps we should stop
'And why, might I ask, would you like to beat me?'
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:15:14.
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Bezmir RDI Fixture Karma: 24/16 742 Posts
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The squeaky voice
"Why a Kender!"
Beroo forgot he was supposed to be hiding. The other group grew boring, especially when there was eavesdropping to be done.
Darn those Kender.
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:16:14.
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Vampiria RDI Fixture Karma: 15/11 1172 Posts
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Gah!
Artura jumped away from Roy and growled.
"You stupid thing, I'm going to eat you!"
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:18:42.
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Babaloo RDI Fixture Karma: 19/23 1099 Posts
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Yay
"Please, let me filet it first..."
He pulled out his sword and faced the little imp, an incredibly hostile look on his face.
"Leave now, or they will never find your body..."
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:19:43.
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Bezmir RDI Fixture Karma: 24/16 742 Posts
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bahaha
He spun his sling, letting a pebble bonk into the archangels forehead.
"Then catch me!"
He took off running, dodging through trees, foxholes, anything that looked remotely fun doing.
He even forgot he was being chased and stopped to watch an ant carry a beetle.
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:24:38.
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Babaloo RDI Fixture Karma: 19/23 1099 Posts
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Rawwwr
"Thats it!" He bellowed at the top of his lungs.
He took off after the Kender soaring above it on silent wings. When the little freak stopped to watch something, he grabbed it by the cuff of its collar and threw it back into the clearing where Arutra still stood with one toss. It landed painfully on its back, he could tell the wind was kocked out of it.
He jumped upon it before it could move, placing a heavy steel boot on its chest and touching the edge of his blade against it's throat.
"I hate Kender's...you know how many I've killed just for the fun of it?"
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:27:37.
Edited on 2009-05-27 at 03:28:48 by Babaloo
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Bezmir RDI Fixture Karma: 24/16 742 Posts
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ooooo....ahhhhh
Beroo managed to croak out a question.
"Do you know what dying is like?"
He was oddly having fun with this adventure. How it qualified as an adventure when they hadn't left, he wasn't sure. But it did.
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:31:11.
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Babaloo RDI Fixture Karma: 19/23 1099 Posts
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...
"You're about to find out!"
He pressed the sword against the Kenders throat and he saw blood. The little freak choked slightly before Roy released his grip. A fine line of flowing blood scarred the Kenders throat.
"You're not even worth it..."
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:32:58.
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Vampiria RDI Fixture Karma: 15/11 1172 Posts
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...
"Hmm. Why is it so amusing to spy on us anyways?"
Artura crossed her arms and stared at him.
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:35:34.
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Bezmir RDI Fixture Karma: 24/16 742 Posts
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owww
Beroo rubbed his throat and glared at Roy.
"Don't you know any Kenders? It's what we do!"
He tried to sit up, but still couldn't. There was a big man on him.
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:48:36.
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Babaloo RDI Fixture Karma: 19/23 1099 Posts
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Bah
He moved his foot, but made sure to kick the Kender harder than he should have in the side. He intented to make this little thing hate him.
"I have wings, but you don't see me going around praising the gods all the time..."
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:50:03.
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Bezmir RDI Fixture Karma: 24/16 742 Posts
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We don't hate.
"Helloooooo? Archangel, not just Angel!"
Beroo was disappointed in him. They underestimated the knowledge gained through a Kender's curiosity.
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:52:26.
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Babaloo RDI Fixture Karma: 19/23 1099 Posts
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Bah
"Go, scoot, leave. Can't you see the lady and I have business to take care of...unless you want to stay on watch. Just be warned you won't have any eyes when I'm done..I'll cut them out."
He jabbed his sword at the little beast and it backed away shyly.
Posted on 2009-05-27 at 03:53:35.
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