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Merideth
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la la la

It spits out a penguin! Yay penguin!

I feed it a tuxedo!

(ppstt... now the penguin is naked)


Posted on 2010-01-12 at 02:55:24.

Ion Kired
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Wonder what a naked penguin looks like.,..

It spits out Alfred Batman's butler

I feed it a sphinx


Posted on 2010-01-12 at 02:57:14.

Merideth
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Very funny I'd imagine

It spits out... a lion.

I feed it a ball of yarn.


Posted on 2010-01-12 at 03:23:43.

Ion Kired
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I might just have to search the web for penguin nudity

It spits back the second largest ball of rubber bands in the continental Antarctica

I feed it a naked penguin


Posted on 2010-01-12 at 03:27:30.

Pit F(r)iend
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It spits out. . .

A very irritated Morgan Freeman

I feed it a Blackberry phone


Posted on 2010-01-12 at 14:40:57.

Eol Fefalas
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It spits out...

...a raspberry television.


I feed it a backlog of help desk tickets and a handful of Excedrin Tension Headache caps.


Posted on 2010-01-13 at 16:17:13.

Pit F(r)iend
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It spits out

Serenity Nowwww!

I feed it a ream of vellum


Posted on 2010-01-14 at 01:12:52.

Merideth
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It spits out...

a thousand wedding invitations and a couple thousand graduation announcements.

I feed it all the presents I got after sending those out. (who needs 40 books on how to survive college and 78 food processors?)


Posted on 2010-01-15 at 02:25:30.

Ion Kired
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758 Posts


I do...I'm building something...with them yeah

It spits out a Neon Gravitational Imploder

I feed it to Grugg


Posted on 2010-01-15 at 02:32:01.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
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Is it sturdier than a house made of uncooked ramen bricks?

So, Grugg eats the imploder and turns into a singularity??

Okay, logical progression, I feed the DVM the singularity!


Posted on 2010-01-18 at 12:27:34.

Merideth
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It spits out

The Q Continuum

I feed it a T-Rex


Posted on 2010-01-18 at 17:25:13.

Eol Fefalas
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It spits out...

T-Bones!

I feed it wasted days and wasted nights.


Posted on 2010-01-18 at 17:44:04.

Merideth
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Thanks!

It takes all that wasted time and reuses it (recycling is good) what comes out of all of that is a time machine.

I feed it a Morlock.


Posted on 2010-01-18 at 18:01:03.

Ion Kired
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758 Posts


It spits out

a gremlin

I feed it a furby


Posted on 2010-01-18 at 21:37:30.

Eol Fefalas
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It spits out...

...a Wuv-Luv with an axe to grind.

I feed it a whetstone.


Posted on 2010-01-18 at 21:53:06.

   


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