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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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It spits out...
...a Sheldon.
I feed it... nothing... it's been a bad DVM and pottied on the carpet!
Posted on 2010-02-10 at 15:47:04.
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Ion Kired Tapped Out Bullywog Karma: 45/4 758 Posts
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So instead of regurgitating
It eats the player who posts after me.
While it's doing that I feed it the toenail of a red dragon and the arm of Gundam Heavy Arms
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 21:00:53.
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Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts
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You know...
I've been eaten by worse things than the DVM I promise.
However... it spits out a ruby the size of TX and as strong as a diamond. ohhhh ahhhh
I feed it three citronella candles, a container of mints and a screwdriver (I love the random $*** that windes up on my coffee table).
((Oh! BTW tis fantastically amazing to see Ion back in the posting games ))
M.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 21:13:21.
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Ion Kired Tapped Out Bullywog Karma: 45/4 758 Posts
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Bullywog
It spits out a drunk Lumiere (from beauty and the best) with really fresh breathe.
I feed it a bottle of captain morgan a can of coke and a garden gnome.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:43:52.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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And their BattleMaster
It spits out a garden gnome--with legs--so he can strike the Captain pose--and immediately falls over 'cuz he's a lightweight.
I feed it JJ Abrams and Tim Burton
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:49:29.
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Ion Kired Tapped Out Bullywog Karma: 45/4 758 Posts
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It spits out
Angelina Jolie
I feed it a peanut butter and chips butty
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:51:18.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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IIIIICCKKK!
It spits nothing out, instead it pleads for prune juice--gallons of it! Failing that, syrup of ipecac, stat!
I feed it a RoboSapien, twenty AAA batteries and the new Rob Zombie CD
(And here we are back to Zombies. Son-of-a-lich!)
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 23:06:41.
Edited on 2010-02-13 at 23:10:56 by Pit F(r)iend
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Ion Kired Tapped Out Bullywog Karma: 45/4 758 Posts
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Resident evil anyone
It spits out Nemesis.
I feed it PitF(r)iend
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:53:02.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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*AHEM* ;)
It spits out:
20 stuffed animals
5 binders of World of Warcraft TCG cards
7 binders of Magic the Gathering cards
Approximately 2000 D&D minis
A slew of board games and video games
Roughly ten pounds of cardboard map tiles
6 binders of fantasy art cards
8 Kangol hats
And an increasingly curmudgeonly man who used to have epic handlebar moustaches. He snatches up a Kangol hat to cover his pride, looks around and grabs a fluffy dragon toy. Looks around again intently searching for something. He screams "NO! Where is it?! Frakkin Felgercarb!" The DVM spits out a laptop and the man dexterously catches it, logs on, and resumes posting at RDI. Finally he is happy.
I feed it mojitos and Cheetos
Posted on 2010-02-25 at 15:05:02.
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Dakarta Resident Karma: 16/4 218 Posts
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South of the border
It spits out a crazy cheese covered tiger, in a sombrero, eating a lime chicken fajita
I feed it a telephone, 2 lemons, a date stamp, and a clock radio
Posted on 2010-02-28 at 09:18:18.
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Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts
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Curmudgeon! I used that word the other day and no one belived that it was a real word... morons
It spits out a very sour looking personal assistant.
I feed it gunpowder.
Posted on 2010-02-28 at 17:17:16.
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Ion Kired Tapped Out Bullywog Karma: 45/4 758 Posts
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It spits out
faerie dust
I feed it Dr. Who
Posted on 2010-02-28 at 19:01:44.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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"Party On, Dudes!" "Be Excellent To Each Other"
It spits out Bill S Preston, Esq., and Ted "Theodore" Logan from San Dimas, California. Meh, time traveling phone booth, time-traveling police box, fuggeddaboutit. Has anyone seen Napoleon, by the way?
Deacon, you ditched Napoleon?!? But our report's due in an hour!!
I feed it the History Channel and the SyFy Channel
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 12:56:22.
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Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts
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With help from the family...
HBO's Rome...
I feed it a trophy, a blue ribbon and a milkshake.
Posted on 2010-03-07 at 00:55:33.
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Pit F(r)iend Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
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hehehahahoho
It spits out Epic Beard Man, now with a dairy association sponsorship!
I feed it a deck of playing cards and a rat trap
Posted on 2010-03-07 at 09:55:34.
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