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Odyson
PUN-dit
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*>p
Oh it's quite obvious, they are monitors and you're an Innmate.
Monitors are required to be one dimensional and therefore can not think of enough to do multiple posts. Whereas Innmates are multifaceted and can continue to add glorious posts of unending wit, wisdom and grandeur.
What make Canadian Bacon, Canadian?
Posted on 2010-10-17 at 13:47:25.
Edited on 2010-10-17 at 13:48:43 by Odyson
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Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
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wasd
Boy, this is a touchy subject--
Canadian Bacon comes from a perpetually regenerating growth on Grugg's back. Enjoy your snacks! Want to learn more? Visit LearnTheHorribleTruth.com. "Soylent Green is people!"
What is Chuck Norris' kryptonite?
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:51:21.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6327 Posts
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A
Geeze, it's the Canadian Bacon. That stuff will flatten anyone. And seeing where it originates from, no wonder!
Why is professional wrestling so popular?
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 16:59:33.
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PartyScout
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 9/3
101 Posts
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Duh!
Because the whole thing is real!
Why is DnD so addicting?
Posted on 2010-10-21 at 20:50:30.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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like the wind!
Because all the cheerleaders and athletes play it, hence its the coolest thing to do!
why is everyone invading my secret room (that isnt so secret apparently)?
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 07:58:11.
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Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts
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conspiracy theory
Because everyone has bombarded your computer with spyware, and have been tracking your every online move!
Why are the most talented artists poor until they die a pauper's death, then their works are so much more valuable when they are dead?
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 08:19:33.
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pyroboom
Resident
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I'm back baby!
Because people hate poor people art so they don't want to see them,and when they're dead they start racking the money in as long as they don't know they're poor.
Why do people cuss when they could say nicer words?
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 15:49:35.
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Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
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I no longer wonder about your Karma
I can't even lie about this--it's either swear or we bring back dueling!!
With Flamethrowers! Dueling with muddafudging FLAMETHROWERS! 
(Edit: "I really want to burn those people over there, but they're just too far away. If only there was something. . ."_
How can I get into the Christmas Spirit?
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 22:46:48.
Edited on 2010-10-23 at 22:49:12 by Pit F(r)iend
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Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
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please tell me you're not talking 'bout me and my boy.
(no matter how annoying he may be)
You can get into the Christmas spirit by not being such a "Muddafudging" Scrooge. lol
Why do they now consider spanking child abuse, and not when I used to get it with whatever my parents had on hand at the time?
Posted on 2010-10-24 at 02:31:41.
Edited on 2010-10-24 at 02:34:17 by Tiamat5774
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PartyScout
Veteran Visitor
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Pit, I have to agree, +1
Really it's parent abuse. The CFP (Committee for Parents) determined that it's just too much stress on the shoulders. Everyone knows your teenage kid is going to be a smart-"alec" brat just because they can. All that spanking ruins the shoulder. (From a said smart-alec kid ;P)
Why do people have to be SO DUMB sometimes?
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:27:35.
Edited on 2010-10-26 at 01:28:00 by PartyScout
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Necromantic Schizophrenic
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/7
85 Posts
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...?
UUUUhhhhhhhh......
Why does this post have so many posts from posters that post when they are not posted on the wall (whaaaaa??)
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:33:02.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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better than uhhh
to answer the previous, its to make us feel smarter!
to answer the last because posting posts to post over posts, by posts, is to overpost posters who post posts powerfully!
why does the sun eat the moon every morning, and spit it back out at night?
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 07:30:50.
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Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
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Shoulda used Lactaid
The Sun is lactose intolerant, since the Moon is made of cheese with a frozen yogurt core. The Sun also suffers from intense ADHD, and repeats this process because it doesn't remember how bad the Moon hurt its tummy!
Who wrote The Rules of the Internet, and why?
Posted on 2010-11-08 at 14:11:43.
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lifespring
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385 Posts
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with the hippin and the hoppin and the oh jeez.
Bill Cosby obviously wrote the rules of the internet. He needed to make sure everyone was polite, sincere, and full o jelly(o)
why do cheetahs have spots, and zebras have stripes, when neither help them blend in with anything any better?
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:50:51.
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pyroboom
Resident
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335 Posts
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Easy...
because it makes zebras look hot and the same for cheetahs.
Cheetahs:Oh yeah,we are the most beautiful animals!
Zebras:No,we are!
Why does my Dad not like my ideas or imagination that much?
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:58:07.
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