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Drusillia Veteran Visitor Karma: 8/2 109 Posts
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spring comes early but it never rains and everything dies...
I wish that my house could fly
Posted on 2007-02-09 at 21:00:05.
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Carey RDI Fixture Karma: 7/1 570 Posts
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It can but before you get to use it it's housejacked and your home Onstar system expired that morning.
I wish there was no global warming.
Posted on 2007-02-09 at 23:13:57.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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mklsafd
There is global freezing.
I wish for a kilt!
Posted on 2007-02-10 at 00:08:27.
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Carey RDI Fixture Karma: 7/1 570 Posts
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Wish granted, but you are forced to wear boxers under it.
I wish for a maid to clean and cook.
Posted on 2007-02-10 at 00:10:21.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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n;jmlsafd
The maid steals your sofa, and escapes.
I wish for a ham sandwich.
Posted on 2007-02-10 at 00:11:28.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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you get it...it's green with mold.
I wish for an intangible thing
Posted on 2007-02-10 at 01:42:16.
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Fantasy Sharlisaurus Karma: 31/10 529 Posts
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intangible?
It is so intangible, that you don't even realise and understand what you have. So, in your mind, your wish never comes true.
I wish my throat didn't hurt.
Posted on 2007-02-10 at 17:08:53.
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Carey RDI Fixture Karma: 7/1 570 Posts
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It doesn't anymore, but now you get a migrane.
I wish I had someone to play card games with tonight.
Posted on 2007-02-11 at 03:54:27.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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jkmsdf
You play poker with Grugg. He speaks in the third person and takes all your money and your house in the best damn hand you've ever seen.
I wish for a panda.
Posted on 2007-02-11 at 15:30:03.
Edited on 2007-02-11 at 15:30:26 by Grugg
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Drusillia Veteran Visitor Karma: 8/2 109 Posts
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>.<
You get a Panda but it eats your sofa and beloved cat...
I wish I could end world hunger
Posted on 2007-02-11 at 20:11:57.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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mksaf
You feed the world my non-existant cat.
I wish for a ham.
Posted on 2007-02-11 at 22:46:26.
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Carey RDI Fixture Karma: 7/1 570 Posts
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you get your ham, but it is still part of the live pig.
I wish my son wouldn't have had such a late nap.
(now he'll never go to sleep)
Posted on 2007-02-12 at 04:17:01.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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he had an earlier nap so it lasted even longer.
I want my friend to get better who is in the hospital
Posted on 2007-02-12 at 13:20:38.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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kmfd
She gets better, and you get shipped to Malasia.
I wish I was wearing a kilt.
Posted on 2007-02-12 at 19:42:12.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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You're wearing a kilt made of flypaper
I wish for a wish
Posted on 2007-02-13 at 00:51:23.
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