This does not exist. It is a figment of my imagination. I cannot lose if I do not acknowledge it existence.

Did I just acknowldge it by describing it as an it?

The Game is not a figment of anyone's imagination, Brianna. It is an artifact borne out of our collective delusional psychosis. It is real to us, as unreal as it may seem to those Not Of The Inn. Referring to The Game as "it" is the only correct way, for It is a nefarious soul-sucking thing from which there is no escape. It is an inexorable maelstrom of cacophonous misery, eliciting varying degrees of self-loathing in all who plumb It's murky depths of despair.


"Beware when staring too deeply into the abyss, for the abyss stares back into you."

[I think that was Nietzche]

I'm here to expand my vocabular by reading those oh so loooooooong replies of Pit Fiend,lol. By only coming here for the words I am not aknowledging that it's a game, ack, I did it, lost agian. Poopy!!!

Verily, my perspicacious nature oft progresses adamantly forward into the intoxicating heights of proliferous verbosity! Unbound, unchained, unfettered, unleashed it ascends ever skyward into the dizzying reaches of the ether! Mere words I do transform into scintillating weapons of vorpal wit! Indeed my musings thrust and parry, slice and swathe betwixt the unpropitious chinks of many an opponent's ephemeral armor. Until, at the last, my foe lies repentant at ever having first issued such effrontery at my panache, such aspersion at my jocularity, e'en with gratitude emanating from parch'd lips comes forth "well played, good sir!"

Yeah, I scored rather well on the verbal SAT.

(Edit: Imagine the above as read by Richard Burton!)

Twas worth losing to the abomination of the game in order to read your posts Pit.

I'd applaud that more than once had I the ability. But alas even my pretty purple status does not allow for that.

M.

I's been lured to my losiness, once more!

Way to rock the verbiosity, Pit!

Oh please have mercy upon this humble priest. I have raised the ego of such a minion of the netherworld. Through the dim light of a clouded mind it has seen itself as one of immense talent. To belive that the likes of King Richard might squander time to repeat the self inflating babble of a minor demon goes to the depth of this self admiration society. Please forgive me and may the light of all that is good return this ego to wence it came.
This is not some silly game, ack, crap I lose again.

First day back and guess what I found! Confound Mr. C for inventing this monster of the posting world. (we should go to random posting forums and insert this game see if they figure out how to squash it.) It was quite exhilarating to read your verbose opinions on both this game and yourself Pit.

I'm just waiting to see an all out verbal sparing match between Steelight and Pit. Ooooo... now that will would take up band width. I'm lucky to spell "a" correctly so to watch two major word smiths go hammer and tounge, hehe so to speak, would indeed be an interesting prospect.

Round two could be a match between "Rules Lawyers" on 3.5 edition. Hmmmm... whom might that match be??? Well that would a great game, GAME, ack.. I lose again!!!!!!

We just don't have the bandwidth for that.

Hey, if it makes you feel better, I had to look up "pollination."

May you see fewer red squiggly lines henceforth!

There is no game I will not try even if it means I lose when I play--again.

How did I get pulled into this? Something must have happened while I wasn't paying attention... I hate it when that happens.

Naw, you didn't do anything other than being one of the first to work with me. By expanding my circle of inmates I'm hoping to get better with my writing. I need folks to help show me the way. So by default you've become one I watch so I'll get better with the games, ACK, GAME!! Lost again.

Steelight, I think there's more than meets the eye when it comes to our friendly neighborhood werebear! I once saw him post once, only to have it show up Three Times. Postus Triplicatus! The ability to pull your august self into situations beyond your ken has to be the least of his paranormal abilities. We're talking about someone who memorized the THAC0 and saving throw progression for seven classes in 2nd Edition, all the way to level 20! He has powers, man!

Blimey! 'E's capable o' miracles, that one!

Shhhhhhhhhhhh.. besides that information about THAC0 belong in Blatantly Obvious Lies.
Wrong game, GAME, ACK....lost again!