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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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*censored*
It's spits out nothing... because most everything that involves a whip, a wipe, and a pipe at the same time are best done behind closed doors (or behind the locked front panel of the DVM in this case).
I feed it all of the towels that have been handed out to Innmates in advance of their facelicks and a box of Bounce drier sheets.
Posted on 2013-11-15 at 17:53:09.
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Finn Mac Cuel Regular Visitor Karma: 11/1 66 Posts
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What fresh Hell is This?
It spits out the battered remains of Snuggles the Bear, spokesperson for Sunggles brand fabric softener.
I feed it my violated childhood memories and the tears of a generation.
Posted on 2013-11-15 at 20:20:43.
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Astrid RDI Fixture Karma: 31/3 600 Posts
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kill it with fire!
out pops miley cyrus ( bubbles), lady gaga(butter cup), and Lindsey lohan(blossem) dressed as power puff girls.who procede to look for more mysterious Chemical X.
i put in a ball of xmas colored yarn, an gundum zero figureine, a d-20 die.
Posted on 2013-11-15 at 23:10:59.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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sdaf
It belches forth McFly, the band unfortunately, not the surname of the Back to the Future character.
I feed it Ireland.
Posted on 2013-11-16 at 01:54:29.
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Takley RDI Fixture Karma: 25/34 607 Posts
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Hmmm...
It spits out a 24 for everyone
I feed it a bowler hat, a cat, and a baseball bat
Posted on 2013-11-16 at 08:46:21.
Edited on 2013-11-16 at 08:46:38 by Takley
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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It coughs up...
I feed it a frosty reception and harsh words.
Posted on 2013-11-16 at 13:56:59.
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Celeste Hippy-snapper! Karma: 138/3 1049 Posts
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Just in time for the holidays
You mother-in-law pops out holding a mimosa.
I feed it coffee, a blanket, and a copy of Treasure Island.
Posted on 2013-11-16 at 15:06:42.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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He's Everywhere.....
It spit out.....
I fed a date, weight and a confused state.
Posted on 2013-11-16 at 15:46:03.
Edited on 2013-11-16 at 15:46:41 by Odyson
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Finn Mac Cuel Regular Visitor Karma: 11/1 66 Posts
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Lebowski?
It spits out the Dude,... You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I feed it a DMC-12, 1.21 gigawatts of direct current & a glass of Ice tea.
Posted on 2013-11-17 at 05:51:22.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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It spits out...
...an evening on the front porch in 1955.
I feed the DVM a horse, "The Source," and No Remorse! (Cuz you whackadoos have me rhyming all Seuss like and such, now!)
Posted on 2013-11-17 at 18:35:52.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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No Tip Toe.......
It spit out Tiny Tim singing "Pony Boy".
I fed it a ballot, a wallet and a kazoo.
Posted on 2013-11-17 at 19:03:04.
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I-Binary Resident Karma: 10/0 251 Posts
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Goin' on I see
The DVM sensuously licks its lips and expectorates a musical, multicoloured bank account with a buzzing, masculine tenor and high hopes for the Democrats this year.
I shovel in some Russians, a desert rose, and an Englishman in New York
Posted on 2013-11-17 at 19:25:59.
Edited on 2013-11-17 at 19:26:09 by I-Binary
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Not Bond..........................
It spit out Sean Connery as Captain Marko Ramiuson on a camal.
I fed it rocking horse, sword and a box of taffy.
Posted on 2013-12-08 at 02:13:01.
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Chessicfayth Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1206 Posts
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interesting
It spits out the first ever (this calendar year on the inn) gummi bear cavalry unit. Nice.
I feed it Harry Potter's broom, John Romero's Doom, and Fate's ever-spinning loom.
Rhymed that for you, Eol.
Posted on 2014-01-20 at 08:43:49.
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Odyson PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6327 Posts
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....
It spit out Batman's cape.
I fed it a wooden oar, a mushroom spor and a Linoleum floor.
Posted on 2014-03-19 at 02:02:29.
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