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Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
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Karma: 475/29
8865 Posts


*censored*

It's spits out nothing... because most everything that involves a whip, a wipe, and a pipe at the same time are best done behind closed doors (or behind the locked front panel of the DVM in this case).




I feed it all of the towels that have been handed out to Innmates in advance of their facelicks and a box of Bounce drier sheets.


Posted on 2013-11-15 at 17:53:09.

Finn Mac Cuel
Regular Visitor
Karma: 11/1
66 Posts


What fresh Hell is This?

It spits out the battered remains of Snuggles the Bear, spokesperson for Sunggles brand fabric softener.

I feed it my violated childhood memories and the tears of a generation.


Posted on 2013-11-15 at 20:20:43.

Astrid
RDI Fixture
Karma: 31/3
600 Posts


kill it with fire!

out pops miley cyrus ( bubbles), lady gaga(butter cup), and Lindsey lohan(blossem) dressed as power puff girls.who procede to look for more mysterious Chemical X.


i put in a ball of xmas colored yarn, an gundum zero figureine, a d-20 die.





Posted on 2013-11-15 at 23:10:59.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


sdaf

It belches forth McFly, the band unfortunately, not the surname of the Back to the Future character.

I feed it Ireland.


Posted on 2013-11-16 at 01:54:29.

Takley
RDI Fixture
Karma: 25/34
607 Posts


Hmmm...

It spits out a 24 for everyone


I feed it a bowler hat, a cat, and a baseball bat


Posted on 2013-11-16 at 08:46:21.
Edited on 2013-11-16 at 08:46:38 by Takley

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8865 Posts


It coughs up...





I feed it a frosty reception and harsh words.


Posted on 2013-11-16 at 13:56:59.

Celeste
Hippy-snapper!
Karma: 138/3
1049 Posts


Just in time for the holidays

You mother-in-law pops out holding a mimosa.

I feed it coffee, a blanket, and a copy of Treasure Island.


Posted on 2013-11-16 at 15:06:42.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6327 Posts


He's Everywhere.....

It spit out.....


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I fed a date, weight and a confused state.



Posted on 2013-11-16 at 15:46:03.
Edited on 2013-11-16 at 15:46:41 by Odyson

Finn Mac Cuel
Regular Visitor
Karma: 11/1
66 Posts


Lebowski?

It spits out the Dude,... You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I feed it a DMC-12, 1.21 gigawatts of direct current & a glass of Ice tea.


Posted on 2013-11-17 at 05:51:22.

Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
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8865 Posts


It spits out...

...an evening on the front porch in 1955.




I feed the DVM a horse, "The Source," and No Remorse! (Cuz you whackadoos have me rhyming all Seuss like and such, now!)


Posted on 2013-11-17 at 18:35:52.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6327 Posts


No Tip Toe.......

It spit out Tiny Tim singing "Pony Boy".

I fed it a ballot, a wallet and a kazoo.


Posted on 2013-11-17 at 19:03:04.

I-Binary
Resident
Karma: 10/0
251 Posts


Goin' on I see

The DVM sensuously licks its lips and expectorates a musical, multicoloured bank account with a buzzing, masculine tenor and high hopes for the Democrats this year.

I shovel in some Russians, a desert rose, and an Englishman in New York


Posted on 2013-11-17 at 19:25:59.
Edited on 2013-11-17 at 19:26:09 by I-Binary

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6327 Posts


Not Bond..........................

It spit out Sean Connery as Captain Marko Ramiuson on a camal.


I fed it rocking horse, sword and a box of taffy.



Posted on 2013-12-08 at 02:13:01.

Chessicfayth
Cheshire Cad
Karma: 107/3
1206 Posts


interesting

It spits out the first ever (this calendar year on the inn) gummi bear cavalry unit. Nice.




I feed it Harry Potter's broom, John Romero's Doom, and Fate's ever-spinning loom.



Rhymed that for you, Eol.


Posted on 2014-01-20 at 08:43:49.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6327 Posts


Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....

It spit out Batman's cape.


I fed it a wooden oar, a mushroom spor and a Linoleum floor.


Posted on 2014-03-19 at 02:02:29.

   


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