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nightbeast18 Veteran Visitor Karma: 5/0 130 Posts
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ok.. granted
you are the grteatiest in the world at the tasks you wish , BUT no one ever notices or cares so, you are always considered inferiour in comparison with others forever.
i wish i had a fish
Posted on 2007-03-30 at 20:42:54.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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you have a fish
a pirahna. good luck
I wish for a better Monday than this Friday.
Posted on 2007-03-30 at 23:35:19.
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Miko_Ayune-sama RDI Fixture Karma: 27/4 539 Posts
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Granted: you can no longer corrupt lysk's wishes
I wish for Eol to corrupt this wish.
Posted on 2007-03-31 at 05:34:01.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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Ask and ye shall receive
Eol corrupts your wish so badly that it runs away from home and ends up on the streets of LA, where it becomes a drug addicted, prostitue of a wish...
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I wish there were fewer days in the work week and more days for the weekend.
Posted on 2007-03-31 at 12:36:16.
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Miko_Ayune-sama RDI Fixture Karma: 27/4 539 Posts
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Granted. Now you work weekends.
I wish I had the 1e core books
Posted on 2007-03-31 at 13:49:15.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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you have one eye and it's up your butt...that's why it's brown
I wish for patience
Posted on 2007-04-01 at 00:17:59.
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Miko_Ayune-sama RDI Fixture Karma: 27/4 539 Posts
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OK
Now you have a Ferrari and expensive lawyers to get around the malpractice suits. The catch: Your Ferrari is still in Italy, and your expensive lawyers have taken it for a cruise on your bill.
I wish I could finally achieve my dream of becoming a ninja.
I love semantics
Posted on 2007-04-01 at 14:27:09.
Edited on 2007-04-01 at 14:28:39 by Miko_Ayune-sama
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Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts
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bathwrwrwe
genie mishears you and makes you a banjo
i wish i didn't get my braces off on tuesday
Posted on 2007-04-02 at 03:17:11.
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Miko_Ayune-sama RDI Fixture Karma: 27/4 539 Posts
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You get them off today, at a seedy back alley dentist's place.
I wish I had a wish to wish.
Posted on 2007-04-02 at 09:28:57.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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You don't...GET OVER IT.
I wish I could strangle all these monkeys on my back
Posted on 2007-04-02 at 13:16:07.
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Miko_Ayune-sama RDI Fixture Karma: 27/4 539 Posts
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They move to your neck.
I wish no one could corrupt this wish
Posted on 2007-04-02 at 19:52:52.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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no one doesn't. Someone does
I wish for lots of crayons
Posted on 2007-04-03 at 11:46:37.
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Fantasy Sharlisaurus Karma: 31/10 529 Posts
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ok
you get TONS of crayons, a whole life-time supply, even! The only thing is...they're all brown and gray.
I wish for lots of coloring books!...and crayons. lol
Posted on 2007-04-03 at 12:35:55.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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you get LOTS of coloring books and LOTS of crayons...
but you eat them. ummmm, that Grape one sure was good!
I wish Spring lasted longer
Posted on 2007-04-03 at 19:46:15.
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Miko_Ayune-sama RDI Fixture Karma: 27/4 539 Posts
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The year is now 4 months longer, as the other seasons are adjusted accordingly.
I wish the six million dollar man would pay for my college
Posted on 2007-04-04 at 00:05:52.
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