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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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Granted...
You gain all of the skills your heart desires, unfortunately you also become a quadriplegic and must depend on machines to breath
Posted on 2007-09-24 at 04:44:50.
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Aardvark Veteran Visitor Karma: 6/6 153 Posts
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Fine
No wish?
I wish that no one would corrupt this wish.
Posted on 2007-09-26 at 00:55:05.
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Dragon Mistress Not Brianna Karma: 68/55 1764 Posts
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Granted
You look like Angelina Jolie as a baby
"I wish I had my health back."
Posted on 2007-09-26 at 04:53:26.
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Skari-dono Icelanders! Roll Out Karma: 102/11 1514 Posts
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Granted!
You got your health back but lost your mind instead.
I wish I would get good grades in the University.
Posted on 2007-09-26 at 23:45:10.
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DarkAutumn Queen Hugglepounce Karma: 47/29 674 Posts
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You get the good grades, but just before you graduate the ALL the University records go up in flames, the computers crash and all your grades lost. You have to start all over again.
I wish I had a CD player in my car...or any radio for that matter!
Posted on 2007-09-27 at 05:24:25.
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Aardvark Veteran Visitor Karma: 6/6 153 Posts
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Granted. Your car gets stolen.
I wish that I had a dictionary of oxymorons.
Posted on 2007-09-28 at 00:40:40.
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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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Granted
You get a copy of the Dictionary for oxymoron's. Only problem is it is on 253 5in floppy disks in the year 2033 after there was a government process of confiscating all technology made before 1991.
I wish Someone else would do my physics lab assignments and I would get the credit with no repercussions...
Posted on 2007-10-09 at 17:17:42.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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I do your assignments and you get credit for all the bad grades
I wish I could visit the Inn more.
Posted on 2007-10-11 at 16:57:21.
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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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Wish Granted
You suddenly are able to visit the inn more... Unfortunately it is due to the fact that you lost your job
I wish... For nothing
Posted on 2007-10-18 at 14:03:46.
Edited on 2007-10-18 at 14:04:08 by ruler of the shadows
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Skari-dono Icelanders! Roll Out Karma: 102/11 1514 Posts
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Granted
You have successfully forced the universe into becoming nothing. Now nothing exists.
I wish I could wish for something.
Posted on 2007-10-18 at 14:07:04.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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Granted...
...you wish for something but get nothing because RotS already wished for nothing thereby throwing the universe into a tizzy and making all the somethings into nothings which in turn makes your wish for something an actual wish for nothing which is the something you got for nothing.
I wish I would have just left that one alone.
Posted on 2007-10-25 at 19:24:21.
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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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Granted
Your post becomes nothing due to my wish which made everything nothing which in turn made the previous to yours nothing...
I wish for nothing to become something
Posted on 2007-10-25 at 20:52:22.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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Nothin from nothin leaves nothin
*POOF* Wish granted! You're Aretha Franklin!
Ain't that somethin'?
In deference to the Queen of Soul, there... ^ I'll let her make the next wish.
Take it away, Aretha!
Posted on 2007-10-25 at 21:58:50.
Edited on 2007-10-25 at 22:04:56 by Eol Fefalas
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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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Wish granted...
My first thought can't be so... SO instead I wish to be me Ruler of the Shadows and not Aretha franklin...
Posted on 2007-10-29 at 13:49:02.
Edited on 2007-10-29 at 13:55:01 by ruler of the shadows
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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Meh... okay...
Granted... *sprays a can of Reethy-B-Gone*... you're no longer Aretha... ya just look like her.
I wish I wasn't such an idiot.
Posted on 2007-10-29 at 14:22:59.
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