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Deucalion RDI Fixture Karma: 70/16 582 Posts
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It spits out...
50 tons of blue flavored snow cones.
I feed it a Mike-n-Ike.
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:30:12.
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Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts
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I Like Ike
It spits back out Mike after having happily digested Ike.
I feed it the pictures from my pirate wedding.
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:37:54.
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EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts
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mhm.
It spits the pictures back out with all the hidden ninjas circled with a red marker. As one would expect, they are all in positions poised to strike.
I pour in toasted pinenuts and a photocopy of a secretaries buttocial region.
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:44:55.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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you get Howard Stern with J-Lo's butt
I feed it twine and a copy of the Kamasutra
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 19:35:00.
Edited on 2008-06-10 at 14:13:16 by Lyskhala
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EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts
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Ooooh
Amid grunts, groans, and moans the machine spits out a case of used condoms one at a time and at the end a heated massage pad.
I am inserting a dollar bill and a button for selecting a coke in a normal vending machine.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 14:54:33.
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Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts
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sticky...
It spits out a one dollar coin and one of those tiny cans of Sprite.
I feed it a rotary phone...
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 16:42:26.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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it reluctantly heaves up June Cleaver
I feed it a gallon of $4 gasoline
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:07:20.
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EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts
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lmao
It gives you back your first born.
I give it chili paste.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:23:32.
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Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts
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more random movie quotes from Meri
It bounces around screaming 'My biscuits are burning!' and then begs for a glass of milk.
Terrified I run away screaming and forget to fed it.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:46:57.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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I show up expecting it to spit something out and find Merideth's shoe. OH NOOOOOOOOO!!! It ate Merideth!!!
I stick my hand in to try and free Meri but don't find anything, so I stick Meri's shoe in.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 18:47:44.
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EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts
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lol
It gives you the ebola virus.
I feed it my thoughts on using your imagination as cold hard facts.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 18:50:43.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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it regurgitates Einsteins' quote..."imagination is more important than education" on sandstone in sanskrit
I feed it the spaghetti I made last night.
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:31:32.
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Deucalion RDI Fixture Karma: 70/16 582 Posts
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It spits out...
an Italian.
I feed it a shoe full of Bailey's.
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:37:29.
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Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts
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Spits...
out an Irish man. (is that two words or one? I should know I'm Irish... *sigh*)
With great hesitation and much screaming I feed it my other shoe.
Btw... thanks for trying to save me Lysk, but I really did like those shoes, oh well...
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 18:56:07.
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EvolutionJ Veteran Visitor Karma: 10/4 180 Posts
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Thanks!
It spits out a thank you letter detailing the use of the shoe as a home for abandoned pets and how You with your complete donation are eligable at a chance for a possibility to win 10,000,000$ Fill out the information with your orderform below.
I feed it an empty bottle and a Corrupted wish.
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 00:26:28.
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