You asked for it, remember... the world spins itself out of control going backwards and forwards and upside down even in order to grant all of your insane wishes, and then explodes.

I wish Duncan didn't have to work so much, I miss him...

Your shirt splits itself up the back and crawls down your arms to your hands.


I wish I could resist the urge to post in these things.

You resist the urge and die out of boredom.

I wish Grugg would just let me have the win...

however... its diet pepsi


I wish to be me again

You are you, but now you just wish you were the person you aren't again... grass being greener and all.

I wish there was pizza that didn't try to kill me.

It no longer tries to kill you... just paralyzes you instead...
I wish people would realize I am happy being me...

we realize it...we just don't care.




I wish ROTs could "find himself"

You get the cat. It's a 300 pound Sabre Tooth Tiger and he's very hungry. Bon Apetit' kitty.
ummmmmm Lord Death...taste just like chicken




I wish the US presidential election was over and the winner would be Adam Sandler.


ps

I win.

Adam Sandler reducs the price of fuel to 25 cents a gallon and then has lysk locked up as a threat to national security...


I wish that gas would cost all of us only 25 cents a gallon...

PS... You lose

PPS: I win

Gas now costs 25 cents a gallon. Over the years, the World falls into financial bankrupt because of inflation while the fuel companies still only charge 25 cents, causing a huge economic failure that places the world in debt and life as we know ceases to exist.

I dunno, that's scary to me...

I wish that nothing bad ever happened to me.

PS. You're both wrong.

PPS. I win.

you got it.
NOTHING bad ever does...EVERYTHING bad happens to you


I wish I had remembered to take my meds today.


ppps...I win.

done. but the meds you took were actually tiny bombs, and you explode. (sorry, not very creative today)

I wish for two cokes and some chips.

you get chips... chips of wood... and as for the two cokes... ya get one diet coke and a flat regular coke... and the diet came as a mentoes trap.

I wish I could see that one go off... on someone other than me.

You see it go off on the person next to you so you get it by proximity.



I wish I hadn't wrote that one could have been better.

Granted! You did not write that one. Whichever turns out to be the cheesiest one of the whole game...you wrote THAT one.

I wish I hadn't had to be gone from the Inn so long.