As with the other person who wished for a tame pet dragon...
Your tame pet dragon attracted all the untame dragond for miles around and now your house is a pile of cinders and your poor tame dragon is being bullied.


I wish I was one of the untamed dragons bullying Loki's tame dragon.

You become a dragon but you can't find my house, if sat-nav can't find my house a silly dragon can't.

(See, I could have made a comment but I didn't)

I wish I could get an unconditional place at Plymouth University.

you are given an place at Plymouh University without having any conditions set...the problem your place is a poorly constructed shack they built to grant this wish. It leaks isn't insulated, has no heater, and is right next to the biggest party house in the area.

I wish I was a famous movie star

You were a famous movie star, one that's remembered more for the fantastic way in which you died than any films you acted in while you were alive.

I wish Time was no longer an issue that kept me from joining more games here at the Inn.

You just got fired from work (or expelled from school) and your significant other leaves you because of it. You have all time in the world to join games and post.

I wish I had a sexy genie like in I dream of Jeanie.

Granted! You now own one genuine genie like in the show. Unfortunately, she comes with her own badly timed laugh track, and has no interest in serving you. However, she really likes your TV and soon orders so much pay per view that you lose your TV, then home, then job, and ina fit of anger one day you just snap and brutally murder your genie in a violent, blood soaked rampage that ends in a shootout with you and the entire nations armed forces.

I wish i could post to this site from my cell phone.

Granted! When you post to the site, however, your phone transforms into a genie who takes your wish back and wipes the post from the site before transforming back into a cell phone.

I wish I had taken a nap today.

Granted. You build a time machine and go back to when you wanted a nap, unofrtunatly your past self sees your future self and murders your future self. This traps you in a never ending time loop where you start the day, go through it without a nap, build the time machine and then get murdered by your past self.

I wish that the entire world had secure, free, 2GB wireless internet access but idiots who just post spam on the net (not including RPG stuff) are too stupid to access the internet.

EDIT: Corrupt my wish is you dare. There is no internet user in the world who doesn't want this.

You did take a nap today. However... you dreamed about running a marathon while dressed like a gigantic banana as rabid were-bunnies chased you, so you woke up more tired than when you went to sleep.

I wish I had 100 applauds.

Meredith, you now have 100 applauds, but the spam idiots, who aren't supposed to be able to access the internet, have finally found a way and they've given you and the rest of the Inn 1,000,000,000 smites and flooded all the threads with useless junk. Half the internet is down due to Unintentional DoS activity.

Olan had to remove all their accounts, revert the smites/applauds to a point before the massive spam influx and Grugg has been dispatched to destroy/eat all the 2G hotspots that allow the idiots access to the internet.

Unfortunately for you, Loki, Grugg has done his job too well, and all interent access in your area will be down for the next month or so.

History remembers this weeks events as the Arrival of the Idiots and world governments decide to never allow free internet access ever again.




I wish I could get enough sleep to actually feel rested.

What on earth does napping have to do with free, secure, 2GM wireless internet for the whole world!!!

You will reach 100 applauds, but I will make it my personal business that you also reach 101 smites.

EDIT: Someone else posted

You sleep for the next 3 years, unfortunately you sleep thought a nuclear winter (somehow surviving it) and are the only person alive on the planet. You are also unable to die, you are stuck on the planet until the end of the universe itself and then you still live on in the empty black nothingness that is the absence of everything but yourself.

I wish for a pony

...thou shalt have thine pony and it shall speaketh to thee in dark whispers and thou shalt be striken mad by it's constant nagging to paint the goldfish and flog the platypus. Thus shall the nice men in the white hats come forth and bestow upon the the canvas sportscoat with the backward sleeves upon thee, and yay shall ye dwell in the room made of rubber amen!



I wish that hadn't been so easy.

Granted,that wasnt so easy for you but for grugg who took you over to post it.


I wish for more turkish delight

Several delightful turkish people come visiting and take up all the space in you home. Still, they are delightful.



I wish I pass the exam tomorrow.

You pass that exam, you pass the next exam... you pass EVERY exam you will ever take for the rest of your life! Unfortunatly you cannot EVER print your resume, so all those test scores amount to about... nothing... in the real world as you cannot show up to an interview for a job properly prepared and you can only get a job working at the ACT headquarters feeding other peoples examines into the 'fill in the bubble reader' machines for minimum wage.

I wish December had more days in it so I could get everything done.

((ps good luck on the exam ))