Munchkin Paradise
As I walk through the valley filled with vampiric dragons
I take a look at my inventory and pulled out plus ten flagons
Cause I've been hacking and slaying so long
Even my DM forgets that I learned the rules wrong.
But I ain't never got an item that was too out of line.
My character's treated like a king, a PC ahead of his time.
Gods be watchin what they sayin when they hear that I'm playin.
I really hate to brag but I killed Tiamat -- I did it bare handed cause she made me mad, fool.
I'm the kinda PC every gamer wanna be like,
On my throne in the night
A king with godly might.
Chorus
We've been spending most our time Gaming in a munchkin paradise.
Rolled for godhood once or twice, Gaming in a munchkin paradise.
We've been spending most our time Gaming in a munchkin paradise.
Rolled for godhood once or twice, Gaming in a munchkin paradise.
Forget the situation, DM got me facin -- I can't play when magic lacks, I was raised on artifacts.
So I gotta find a DM down with me; I let my brother DM even though he's three.
I'm above the average gamer with gold on my mind.
Got a crossbow in my hand, slaying bolts plus nine.
I'm a pumped up power gamer, just a little tweaked
And my followers are down, even if they're freaks, fool.
Death ain't never gonna touch my PC -- Soon I'll kill Vecna, then you'll all see.
I'm a demi-god now, but will I live to be a deity?
The way things is goin it's for sure.
Tell me why are you - so mad at me?
Cause my guy's a god? - you hate me?
Chorus
Gold and the magic, magic and the gold,
Pile after pile, load after load.
Everybody's bowing, but none of them ain't seein
My ultra master plan, to destroy all the heathens.
They say I got to quit, but nobody's gonna change me.
If they can't play with power, how can they game with me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't,
I guess they leave; that's why I know my game is just solo...
Chorus
     
Thanks to Brian Ostermeyer for this contribution!
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