We currently have 4066 registered users. Our newest member is vibechecker628. Online members: Username Password Remember me Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password? Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...] Shadows of the Empire Shadows of the Empire Q&A Shadows of the Empire - R Reralae's A'niorna Kith, Cat, Khatun Q&A Latest Blog Entries Revenge of the Drunken Dice Latest Webcomics Loaded Dice #80: Priorities RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV There are currently 4 users logged into DragonChat. Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix! You are here: Home --> The Archives --> Parody Songs Munchkin Paradise As I walk through the valley filled with vampiric dragons I take a look at my inventory and pulled out plus ten flagons Cause I've been hacking and slaying so long Even my DM forgets that I learned the rules wrong. But I ain't never got an item that was too out of line. My character's treated like a king, a PC ahead of his time. Gods be watchin what they sayin when they hear that I'm playin. I really hate to brag but I killed Tiamat -- I did it bare handed cause she made me mad, fool. I'm the kinda PC every gamer wanna be like, On my throne in the night A king with godly might.     Chorus We've been spending most our time Gaming in a munchkin paradise. Rolled for godhood once or twice, Gaming in a munchkin paradise. We've been spending most our time Gaming in a munchkin paradise. Rolled for godhood once or twice, Gaming in a munchkin paradise.     Forget the situation, DM got me facin -- I can't play when magic lacks, I was raised on artifacts. So I gotta find a DM down with me; I let my brother DM even though he's three. I'm above the average gamer with gold on my mind. Got a crossbow in my hand, slaying bolts plus nine. I'm a pumped up power gamer, just a little tweaked And my followers are down, even if they're freaks, fool. Death ain't never gonna touch my PC -- Soon I'll kill Vecna, then you'll all see. I'm a demi-god now, but will I live to be a deity? The way things is goin it's for sure. Tell me why are you - so mad at me? Cause my guy's a god? - you hate me?     Chorus     Gold and the magic, magic and the gold, Pile after pile, load after load. Everybody's bowing, but none of them ain't seein My ultra master plan, to destroy all the heathens. They say I got to quit, but nobody's gonna change me. If they can't play with power, how can they game with me? I guess they can't, I guess they won't, I guess they leave; that's why I know my game is just solo...     Chorus Thanks to Brian Ostermeyer for this contribution!     Partners:         View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service. You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.