look at that...he's Sweet AND Smart

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

I'm not sweet. I am pretty dang smart, though. How smart? Well, no one rightly knows, since I have ADHD too hard to ever actually complete an IQ test. I'm too distracted by the mistakes in the questions. They've never yet made one that didn't run off of faulty assumptions.

I guess what they say is true: An IQ test can only measure up to the IQ of the person who wrote it.

so here's how it works my dear Ryst...
In your reality...you're angst ridden...in mine you are sweet albeit angst ridden.

DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!
Now see...THAT was mean.

I always knew Ryst was sweet. That's why he keeps giving me hugs, buying me candy, trying to get me into his van, all that good stuff!

there was something between you two

Angst... Wow... That was mean... I mean, I can be harsh and all, but that was completely uncalled-for. That's one step shy of calling me emo.

you pushed me just too far Rsyt. Somebody had to say it.

Now I going to go home and cry about how painful my life is and write crappy poetry about how no one understands me... and listen to the Cure.

now you're making me all Blue

Ah! Ryst's gone Emo! *runs in circles*

meditate
and take yoga
i've never tried it
but they say it works

I cannot picture Ryst doing that.

I tried that. They get all pissed off when you try to find out how long it takes to learn how to make your arms super long to punch people twenty feet away and blow fireballs...

Jerks.

sweet, smart AND funny