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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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8: Bury the toothbrush with full military honors in a graveyard in the future which is only visible on Tuesdays after the full moon.
Posted on 2008-03-26 at 22:34:05.
Edited on 2008-03-26 at 22:34:18 by Grugg
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Reralae Dreamer of Bladesong Karma: 144/12 2523 Posts
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Step 9
After regaining lost sleep, proceed towards the store for a new (preferebly electric) toothbrush utilizing any mode of transportation desired.
Posted on 2008-03-26 at 22:47:57.
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Sibelius Eos Owm A Midsummer Knight Karma: 59/5 1376 Posts
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Step 10
Having used your Honda Transteleportal Device to get to store so fast, discover that the price of an electric toothbrush is far to extravagant for your annual needs. Purchase Regular Toothbrush, Kite, Weather Watcher's Handguide, and a History of B. Franklin's greatest achievements. Lastly for this epic step, glance at the rubber glove rack on the way out, wondering why it seems like you have forgotten something.
Posted on 2008-03-26 at 23:02:08.
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Reralae Dreamer of Bladesong Karma: 144/12 2523 Posts
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Step 11
Step outside, looking at the sky, only to find that it is an incredibly sunny day. In any case, warp back to your house to grab the toothpaste. Finally, open the package and pull out the new toothbrush. Now just make sure you have the toothbrush in your dominant hand, and the toothpaste in your other hand, and proceed to Step 12.
Posted on 2008-03-26 at 23:21:34.
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Aardvark Veteran Visitor Karma: 6/6 153 Posts
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Step 12
Realize that you are still hungry and head downstairs for a quick snack, dropping tooth brush and paste.
Posted on 2008-03-27 at 05:54:38.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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step 13
on the way back from making yourself a spaghetti, tuna, and bologna sandwich (with extra mayo),wrestle "new" toothbrush and paste from dog and proceed to bathroom.
Posted on 2008-03-27 at 13:56:53.
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Chunky-Monkey Veteran Visitor Karma: 45/12 188 Posts
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step 14
after entering the bathroom you decide you need a shower because you are too smelly, so you take a shower and then take the toothbrush and paste to clean you teeth at a friends house called Jimmy.
Posted on 2008-03-27 at 16:15:56.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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step 15
Upon arrival at Jimmy's house, step over Jimmy's bandmates who have passed out on the living room floor from the heavy partying the night before and proceed to the kitchen where you find Jimmy with his face in a bowl of oatmeal.
Posted on 2008-03-28 at 11:22:31.
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Glory of Gallifrey RDI Fixture Karma: 34/7 596 Posts
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Step 16
check Jimmy's pulse.
(am i doing this right?)
Posted on 2008-04-15 at 04:18:39.
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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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step seventeen...
(yes you are)
After finding that jimmy is dead, Put some tooth paste onto your tooth brush and proceed to brush teeth...
Posted on 2008-04-15 at 04:50:29.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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haha
and with that this process is finished
New challenge: bathe the cat
Step one: gather personal protective equipment
Posted on 2008-04-15 at 11:48:58.
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Loki TRSG 2.0 Karma: 113/94 1606 Posts
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Step 2
Step 2: Trick brother into washing the cat.
Posted on 2008-04-15 at 11:51:28.
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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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step 3...
Tranquilize the cat with that convenient horse tranquilizer you decided to hang onto after your horse died
Posted on 2008-04-15 at 21:05:15.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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Step 4
Lay limp cat to the side while you run bath water in the sink. If cat is still moving, allow the horse tranquilizer to work it's magic a few more minutes while you grab a beer from the fridge. NOTE: The tranquilizer will wear off within three days so keep an eye on the time.
It's best to finish the beer before proceeding to step 5.
Posted on 2008-04-16 at 11:36:20.
Edited on 2008-04-16 at 11:38:53 by Lyskhala
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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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step 5
Once the water fills the sink, check its temperature to ensure you won't scald the skin off the cat. Your looking for something around 102 degrees Fahrenheit or around 38 degrees Centigrade. proceed to step 6
Posted on 2008-04-17 at 15:46:20.
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