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ruler of the shadows Resident Karma: 11/20 491 Posts
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step 6
Remove the diaper while holding the tarp in front of you to prevent any splatter onto you in the ensuing chaos of uncovering the baby
Posted on 2008-09-15 at 23:35:08.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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Step 7
Dispose of the soiled diaper (preferably by incinerating it), then fit the baby with a snorkel and goggles.
Posted on 2008-09-17 at 17:44:30.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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Step 8
Take phone call from Family Services rep who is inquiring as to why the neighbors are complaining you are abusing your baby.
Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:25:30.
Edited on 2008-09-17 at 19:25:49 by Lyskhala
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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Step 9
Shoot overly inquisitive neighbours with a crossbow.
Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:33:40.
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Eol Fefalas Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8865 Posts
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Step 10
Use hose to eliminate bloodstains and dispose of nosey neighbors bodies in a similar fashion as that which was used to dispose of the soiled diaper... while you're at it, turn the hose on the baby's hiney to remove any klingons... er... cling ons.
(See? this is why we gave the baby a snorkel or scuba gear... no abuse here... we're taking all possible precautions!)
Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:37:49.
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Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts
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Step 11
dry off baby with leaf blower.
Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:44:54.
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Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
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dsaf
Dispose of leaf blower. Hide all evidence.
Posted on 2008-09-17 at 20:16:32.
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Merideth Muse-i-licious RDI Staff Karma: 186/13 3273 Posts
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Moving on
Get new diaper. In fact get several, if you put several on the baby at once you won't need to change them as often, extra absorbancy powers!
Posted on 2008-09-30 at 01:45:05.
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