Taking this thread back on its off-topic topic, there's a new website that's usually pretty effective if you're looking for quick answers to computer related questions:
Super User. If you're in a rush, you don't even have to register in order to ask a question and the people on there are usually pretty helpful and knowledgeable. Highly recommended!
Also:
1. The worst thing on the web is when people try to be funny by repeating what somebody else said before, only with a few glib changes.
2. It's even worse when the person doing it is not the first one to do it.
3. It's even worse when they're doing it to make a point (like me).