I saw Expendables a week ago and can easily agree with Tann. The movie was every bit as good as I thought it would be. I'm sure no one would go see it expecting an intriguing storyline or amazing acting (though I thought the guys did just fine) or any surprises for that matter.
But as an old-school action movie fan, I got exactly what I was expecting. The good old (No, really. They're getting old.) big action stars in the same movie. I can imagine the fun the guys must of had shooting the film.
Big guns, explosions, whole lotta shooting and martial arts. What else could you ask for? Oh yeah, mustn't forget beautiful women and bikes. Without going into further detail to spoil the movie for anyone, I'll just have to say: Go see it!
... and do NOT bring the wife/girlfriend along. She wouldn't understand why you're laughing when you are.
Sly, Arnie, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Stone Cold... No. I didn't miss Muscles for Brussels Van Damme, Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal. They just wouldn't have fit in the crew.