Well, pull up a chair, weary traveler! You've showed up just in time to take in the wonderful Fall foliage here at the Inn--the vibrant reds, outstanding oranges, glorious golds, a peculiar green and pink polka-dotted hat (???). Yeah, why don't you just take this fluffy towel here *hands towel* They're just so. . .useful!
By further greetz and salutations, may I offer you a fresh bouquet of flowers and a spiced mead?
Anything to help ya get settled in, I'm just a PM away! Don't let the scaly horned exterior fool ya, I'm here to serve.
Great to have you, new Innmate!
Pit