This is a very shirt story I wrote for someone who thought it might be funny. She had just beaten Xeonsagas for the first time and had this wild thought. It never went anywhere else but hey I thought it was cute. Just enjoy it for the silliness it is.

“What?” Shion shouted looking between Allan and KOS-MOS.
“As I have stated before Shion, I am currently unable to perform my assigned duties. My combat effectiveness will be done to 33% for the next three months and will continue to decline by 12.8970% over the next half year. ” KOS-MOS said in her matter of fact tone.
Allan blinked his mouth open. “I swear chief, I didn’t know it was possible.”
Shion grabbed the computer readouts from him and waved them in his face. “It’s not. She wasn’t built with the necessary equipment.”
KOS-MOS walked slowly behind Shion. “Shion, it is alright.”
“No, it’s not. It’s not possible. Allan run the tests again there has to be something wrong.”
Allan looked between his boss and the android. “But Chief,” he started but was once more cut off.
“Enough, I’ll run the tests myself.” Shion muttered as she began to run the necessary tests.

Three hours later and after a hundred tests all with the same results even Shion couldn’t deny it any more. KOS-MOS was pregnant, something that should be completely impossible. She was an android with neither reproduction ability or the ability to care for the young once it was born yet here it was in her hand, confirming the fact that she was indeed with child.
“Who’s is it?” Shion had demanded of her “pet” project several times over the last hour. Each time KOS-MOS had shook her head.
“Unknown.” And that was the best she got.
Shion was ready to blow a fuse until chaos saved the day with a very simply statement. “If she is, it must be a miracle.”
As if all the waters of the flood had stopped flowing Shion relaxed smiling warmly at KOS-MOS like an expectant grandmother. “Well I suppose I can always use this data to help the Realains.”
Allan went wide eyed, finally realizing that Shion wouldn’t see him as a man, but as a research subject for her amusement. He sighed and went back to work, it was time he got over the over obscenest woman anyway.